Would it make it to theaters or go straight to Netflix?
What genres would it be a mixture of?

Would it make it to theaters or go straight to Netflix?
What genres would it be a mixture of?

This is fun to think about... Like if all the sex scenes in my life were cut out and pieced together... what would that movie be called? I mean the movie would have everything... passion, lust, pretty much every type race there is just getting pounded. It would have my worst, like that time I was drunk and ripped the pee pee hole of my condom open just so I could bust a fat nut in a Korean girl, the cheating... how I used to compete with my friend to see who could pull "the hat trick" and not take a shower in-between for how many days we could. (It's where you have to band three different women every day and not take a shower in between banging them).
I'm pretty sure every man or woman wouldn't have a hard time flicking the bean or jerking the chicken around to that movie. I was nutting like 7 times a day and I lived it.
My life would need a part 2 though. I would call it "Settling down with something that ages like milk while I age like fine wine, and get some on the side."
Just to let you know, you inspired my latest question that I will leave up for a while... I used the word "corn" as a hint in case it tries to get lost in time.
Also, I'm still trying to make you my girlfriend... hint hint. Extra hint... you'll get it, if you remember me.
Mine would probably be naed something like "Clueless". I've blown so many chances of sleeping with beautiful women that it should be criminalized. Case in point, very hot chick at Uni and I was staying at her house for awhile. I knew her 2 roomates better but I knew her as well and she was very hot. I was only one left awake at 1:30 in the morning when she came home from wherever she'd been. She asked me if I was going to be up for awhile and she seemed to be happy about that. She went upstairs to change and came back down wearing very sexy & very revealing lingerie along with a decanter of Cognac. She poured us each a little and like a complete moron I went back to novel I was reading.
The next day I played tennis with the guy I really knew at the house and he asked ne how kast night went. Once he painted the picture clearly enough for me to see how obvious it was I shook my had in self-disgust. I was dating someone else at the time and had assumed we were monogamous, we weren't I found out and even the girl I was dating couldn't believe I didn't take advantage of situation.
It would probably be Going the Distance Part 2.
Just because I've done sort of long distance with my ex and now I'm sort of doing it again with the current guy I'm seeing. It's not really that long but long enough that we don't get to see each other every day.
And it would be a dramedy for sure.
It would probably go straight to Netflix lol
Haha yeah bet lol
Nah your movie is playing in theaters! @Simslover92 definitely haha
@7Phoenix7 haha yeah you're probably right.
An old Woodie Alan movie from the 70's " Bananas"!!
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Sucker in finding love but a king in destroying the dancefloor👑
It's a bad memory of my past love life and not my love life currently luckely
It's refurring to Dutch music song made by "The Opposites" and it's about a guy being heartbroken and partying non-stop trying to search for distraction while being depressed and self-destructive.
Mine would be called "Delusional and still single"
Genre: Drama/Comedy
It would be like the TV show Jessie but it wouldn't have any good looking single guys in sight. They would all be taken... BY THE UGLIEST GIRLS POSSIBLE!
If my love life were a movie, it would be called "Armageddon" j. k. but for some people...
It would be named same as Chick Magnet 2011, but a real Chick Magnet guy.
How to be single😂
Already a movie with Dakota Johnson.. but yeah kind of accurate!
"Cumming and Going" ! Theatrical R18 release !
"Lovelorn Magicians"
It was be Comedy/Action Adventure..
It's going to Theaters..
3d glasses? Well at least It'll hit that box office good!
Tsss.. I wanna hit it like Avatar...
A HoRnY BaStArD WiTh A WoNdErFuL HeArT!
This is a tough question.
Absofuckinglutely! Hahaha.
Road trip genre with not an awful lot of drama. Mostly normal everyday chilled stuff, sports, travel,
Perhaps though my time at University was much crazier and my first actual road trip with a Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman and South African was out of this world crazy. Interpol were after us apparently lol with strip searched, drugs dogs and 3 border checks pulled over in 1 day.
There were car accidents, cars stolen, pulled over and threatened with 2 years in jail by police, all night raves, buying Soviet military gear in Prague, sleeping in a car in Berlin when the security came to report on us, destroyed a rental car.
Brilliant 10 day holiday never to be repeated
Friends for life
It would be any building strong healthy friendships to heal from past relationship trauma and basically be sex free other than flashbacks to the traumatic relationships
I do too. I cherish my friendships 😊
I have no idea what it would be called, or whether or not it would make it to theaters. I do know it would be a drama.
I'm ready for it
"For the love of the Game"
Nicee lol
The Stew of Life. Just about everything would be in it!!!
Maybe at one point in time, PG now. :- )
Crazy stupid love? No, that one’s taken already., lol , probably just “ What Men Do For Love “
I never existed. Would be a drama that frustrates the audience.
The movie about my love life would be called Non-Existent :P
Nope lol
Ok, so how would you call the movie? :D
"The anonymous twins"
Good one 😂
*two 😋
Reserved, Not Retired
There’s already a movie called ghost , so I don't know 🤣
Omg lmaoo 😭
And ghost is a great movie already 🤣
"half empty, half full"
oh and it'd be netfix bc low budget
probably dramedy
Cocktail with Tom Cruise of course.
The 46 year old virgin.
"The human Hindenburg"
“Heavenly protected from rape”
Definitely causes so much drama in my life
The annoying donkey
What the hell is happening right here?
The Movie name fits perfectly.. Donkey
@Joshydavid25 yup if you in it
The movie is about your love life... I ain't in it.. Lol..
@Joshydavid25 😒that's not the point
@Joshydavid25 you better not be "in it!"
No weewees allowed
I know what the point was.. 😂😂.. Donkey booty..
@7Phoenix7 Well Miah can't be in her own movie.. LOL..
@7Phoenix7
"No, I don't want no weewee
A weewee is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
I don't want no weewee
A weewee is a guy that can't get no love from me"
@miah06 @7Phoenix7 What the hell is going on here?
The man of horrid romantic luck.
It's honestly depressing and lonely
Yes and no. I have gotten to the point i have to numb the feeling of loneliness and take medication for the cronic depression caused by it. Distractions help, but so does just focusing on the moment and existing.
"I'm Almost Ready".
The Lonely Guy: A Different Story.
The ups and downs
Yes my life has been full of up and downs obstacles and barriers at the moment I feel that I'm facing when in particular that I need to surpass
Thank you for your kind words
Die Hard
How to lose a guy in 10 days
I think it would be the name of a NSFW movie
condemned.
Coyote Ugly
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