If your love life were a movie, what would it be called?

[7Phoenix7]

Would it make it to theaters or go straight to Netflix?

What genres would it be a mixture of?

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[14gurlz2gagonit]

This is fun to think about... Like if all the sex scenes in my life were cut out and pieced together... what would that movie be called? I mean the movie would have everything... passion, lust, pretty much every type race there is just getting pounded. It would have my worst, like that time I was drunk and ripped the pee pee hole of my condom open just so I could bust a fat nut in a Korean girl, the cheating... how I used to compete with my friend to see who could pull "the hat trick" and not take a shower in-between for how many days we could. (It's where you have to band three different women every day and not take a shower in between banging them).

I'm pretty sure every man or woman wouldn't have a hard time flicking the bean or jerking the chicken around to that movie. I was nutting like 7 times a day and I lived it.

My life would need a part 2 though. I would call it "Settling down with something that ages like milk while I age like fine wine, and get some on the side."

[7Phoenix7]

That would go straight to corn hub

[14gurlz2gagonit]

Just to let you know, you inspired my latest question that I will leave up for a while... I used the word "corn" as a hint in case it tries to get lost in time.

Also, I'm still trying to make you my girlfriend... hint hint. Extra hint... you'll get it, if you remember me.

[Makeushiver]

Mine would probably be naed something like "Clueless". I've blown so many chances of sleeping with beautiful women that it should be criminalized. Case in point, very hot chick at Uni and I was staying at her house for awhile. I knew her 2 roomates better but I knew her as well and she was very hot. I was only one left awake at 1:30 in the morning when she came home from wherever she'd been. She asked me if I was going to be up for awhile and she seemed to be happy about that. She went upstairs to change and came back down wearing very sexy & very revealing lingerie along with a decanter of Cognac. She poured us each a little and like a complete moron I went back to novel I was reading.
The next day I played tennis with the guy I really knew at the house and he asked ne how kast night went. Once he painted the picture clearly enough for me to see how obvious it was I shook my had in self-disgust. I was dating someone else at the time and had assumed we were monogamous, we weren't I found out and even the girl I was dating couldn't believe I didn't take advantage of situation.

[7Phoenix7]

Your girl cheated on you? While you were loyal?

[Simslover92]

It would probably be Going the Distance Part 2.


Just because I've done sort of long distance with my ex and now I'm sort of doing it again with the current guy I'm seeing. It's not really that long but long enough that we don't get to see each other every day.

And it would be a dramedy for sure.

[Simslover92]

It would probably go straight to Netflix lol

[Tsmit240]

Dial L for Love lol

[Simslover92]

Lol @Tsmit240

[Tsmit240]

How about Mr. & Mrs Smith. The movie with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie 🔫💥 Lool

[Simslover92]

Haha yeah bet lol

[7Phoenix7]

Nah your movie is playing in theaters! @Simslover92 definitely haha

[Simslover92]

@7Phoenix7 haha yeah you're probably right.

[sage2021]

An old Woodie Alan movie from the 70's " Bananas"!!

[7Phoenix7]

Lol nice

[glennos89]

Sucker in finding love but a king in destroying the dancefloor👑

It's a bad memory of my past love life and not my love life currently luckely

It's refurring to Dutch music song made by "The Opposites" and it's about a guy being heartbroken and partying non-stop trying to search for distraction while being depressed and self-destructive.

[7Phoenix7]

That's a good movie. Some drama, some comedy, some romance

[glennos89]

Felt more like a whole lot of drama, joy when clubbing @Night and a failed romance 😂

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂

[MySunflowerSophia]

Mine would be called "Delusional and still single"
Genre: Drama/Comedy
It would be like the TV show Jessie but it wouldn't have any good looking single guys in sight. They would all be taken... BY THE UGLIEST GIRLS POSSIBLE!

[7Phoenix7]

Hahaha 😂

[strateguy632]

If my love life were a movie, it would be called "Armageddon" j. k. but for some people...

It would be named same as Chick Magnet 2011, but a real Chick Magnet guy.

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao

[Pearl222]

How to be single😂
Already a movie with Dakota Johnson.. but yeah kind of accurate!

[7Phoenix7]

That's a great title lol

[glennos89]

@Pearl222 We could change that 😜

[pierre7i]

"Cumming and Going" ! Theatrical R18 release !

[pierre7i]

I typed "Coming and Going" !

Grrrr -- spellcheck !!

[7Phoenix7]

You must type that a lot lol

[Joshydavid25]

"Lovelorn Magicians"

It was be Comedy/Action Adventure..

It's going to Theaters..

[7Phoenix7]

Lol its going to theaters and will require 3d glasses

[Joshydavid25]

3d glasses? Well at least It'll hit that box office good!

[7Phoenix7]

Don't hit it TOO good...

[Joshydavid25]

Tsss.. I wanna hit it like Avatar...

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A HoRnY BaStArD WiTh A WoNdErFuL HeArT!

This is a tough question.

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂 you're hilarious

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absofuckinglutely! Hahaha.

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao 🤣

[Shiprex]

Road trip genre with not an awful lot of drama. Mostly normal everyday chilled stuff, sports, travel,

[7Phoenix7]

PG and straight to Netflix? Haha

[Shiprex]

Maybe a miniseries with different countries and cities I've lived in. Some war scenes too. Animals and death.

[7Phoenix7]

That sounds interesting 🤔. Would be a great documentary

[Shiprex]

Perhaps though my time at University was much crazier and my first actual road trip with a Scotsman, Englishman, Irishman and South African was out of this world crazy. Interpol were after us apparently lol with strip searched, drugs dogs and 3 border checks pulled over in 1 day.
There were car accidents, cars stolen, pulled over and threatened with 2 years in jail by police, all night raves, buying Soviet military gear in Prague, sleeping in a car in Berlin when the security came to report on us, destroyed a rental car.
Brilliant 10 day holiday never to be repeated

[7Phoenix7]

Alright lmao that's *only in theaters* material

😅🤣

[Shiprex]

LOL yeah absolutely. It would be nice to redo another trip like that but the last one was a solo motorcycle one. Coast to Coast USA was one a few years back and another bike one cross country in the Balkans with a group of 8 was great without much madness.

[AydenHazor]

Friends for life

It would be any building strong healthy friendships to heal from past relationship trauma and basically be sex free other than flashbacks to the traumatic relationships

[7Phoenix7]

Nice I like that

[AydenHazor]

I do too. I cherish my friendships 😊

[WhiteThought]

I have no idea what it would be called, or whether or not it would make it to theaters. I do know it would be a drama.

[7Phoenix7]

I don't know what my movie would be called but it would definitely make to theaters lol

[WhiteThought]

I'm ready for it

[Anonymous]

"For the love of the Game"

https://www.youtube.com/embed/jyChbxv3sX4

[7Phoenix7]

Nicee lol

[Massageman]

The Stew of Life. Just about everything would be in it!!!

[7Phoenix7]

Rated R? Lol

[Massageman]

Maybe at one point in time, PG now. :- )

[Likes2drive]

Crazy stupid love? No, that one’s taken already., lol , probably just “ What Men Do For Love “

[7Phoenix7]

Haha lol

[Jltakk]

I never existed. Would be a drama that frustrates the audience.

[7Phoenix7]

Sounds good lol

[Anonymous]

The movie about my love life would be called Non-Existent :P

[7Phoenix7]

Nope lol

[Opinion Owner]

Ok, so how would you call the movie? :D

[7Phoenix7]

"The anonymous twins"

[Opinion Owner]

Good one 😂

[7Phoenix7]

*two 😋

[lyrem04]

Reserved, Not Retired

[7Phoenix7]

Love that! 🩷 haha

[Anonymous]

There’s already a movie called ghost , so I don't know 🤣

[7Phoenix7]

Omg lmaoo 😭

[Opinion Owner]

And ghost is a great movie already 🤣

[MemeSupreme]

"half empty, half full"

[MemeSupreme]

oh and it'd be netfix bc low budget

probably dramedy

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao @ low budget

Dramedy is good haha

[MikeTheBartender]

Cocktail with Tom Cruise of course.

[7Phoenix7]

Perfect loll

[WonderingManII]

The 46 year old virgin.

[7Phoenix7]

That's a good one ahaha

I'd go watch that

[Anonymous]

"The human Hindenburg"

[7Phoenix7]

Oo interesting

[Babygirl_S]

“Heavenly protected from rape”

[7Phoenix7]

That would be a drama for sure

[Babygirl_S]

Definitely causes so much drama in my life

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/embed/6qxcDn5FpDs

:' )

[Miah06]

The annoying donkey

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao whyy

[Miah06]

Because nobody will know, what my love life is about.
I keep y'all guessin

[7Phoenix7]

I'm not y'all I'm dumpling 😊 lol

[Miah06]

I know. You gets the inside track.

[7Phoenix7]

🥰 yeaa

[Miah06]

Don't make me gobble you up

[7Phoenix7]

But I want to lol

[Miah06]

Gobble gobble

[7Phoenix7]

😍🤤

[Joshydavid25]

What the hell is happening right here?

[Joshydavid25]

The Movie name fits perfectly.. Donkey

[Miah06]

@Joshydavid25 yup if you in it

[Joshydavid25]

The movie is about your love life... I ain't in it.. Lol..

[Miah06]

@Joshydavid25 😒that's not the point

[7Phoenix7]

@Joshydavid25 you better not be "in it!"

No weewees allowed

[Joshydavid25]

I know what the point was.. 😂😂.. Donkey booty..

[Joshydavid25]

@7Phoenix7 Well Miah can't be in her own movie.. LOL..

[Miah06]

@7Phoenix7
"No, I don't want no weewee
A weewee is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride
Trying to holla at me
I don't want no weewee
A weewee is a guy that can't get no love from me"

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂🤣

See, if you can't spatially expand my horizons
Then that leaves you in a class with weewees never risin'

[Miah06]

😂😂I'm dyin💀

[Joshydavid25]

@miah06 @7Phoenix7 What the hell is going on here?

[Miah06]

@Joshydavid25 😂😂

[dragoblack]

The man of horrid romantic luck.

[7Phoenix7]

I'd watch that lol

[dragoblack]

It's honestly depressing and lonely

[7Phoenix7]

Are you content at the moment

[dragoblack]

Yes and no. I have gotten to the point i have to numb the feeling of loneliness and take medication for the cronic depression caused by it. Distractions help, but so does just focusing on the moment and existing.

[Beckybooboo]

"I'm Almost Ready".

[FunkyMonkee]

The Lonely Guy: A Different Story.

[Professor-college]

The ups and downs

[7Phoenix7]

Between the peaks

[Professor-college]

Yes my life has been full of up and downs obstacles and barriers at the moment I feel that I'm facing when in particular that I need to surpass

[7Phoenix7]

You will

[Professor-college]

Thank you for your kind words

[exitseven]

Die Hard

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao Live Free or Die Hard

[exitseven]

yes.

[KittygosMeoWW]

How to lose a guy in 10 days

[swettannie]

I think it would be the name of a NSFW movie

[eagle1951]

condemned.

[7Phoenix7]

That sounds so depressing lol

[eagle1951]

but oh so true

[DawnB]

Coyote Ugly