Do you have any favorite sayings? What are they?

[sage2021]

I like:

Women are like tea bags. You don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

Friends are like the chips in the cookie dough.

Good Morning!
This is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. 🙏🏼

[AgentG111]

I've got lots! Most are pretty blunt and direct.

I use these daily and more. A bit of what you are asking about.

#1 You really need to Focus.

Meaning = Fuck Off cause You're Stupid.

#2 WC = Waste of Carbon

#3 Foreskin= As soon as things / work gets hard they disappear.

#4 NWO = Not worth the Oxygen.

#5 Women are like dolls you just aren't sure which one you are getting.

Barbie, Annabelle, VooDoo !

[Lliam]

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

[sage2021]

@Lliam

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. 🤣🤣

[Lliam]

@sage2021 LOL. Sometimes I talk to myself and then we both laugh and laugh.

[Lliam]

Thank you for the MHO, Ms. Sage. :D

[Apulu_backagain]

If you want to go quickly, go alone, if you want to go far, go together.

When two elephants cry, it is the grass who gets hurt.

If a donkey kicks you and you kick back, you both are donkey.

Be the best or different from the rest.

I never lose, I either win or learn.

Wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster

[Beckybooboo]

"As usual, you're a day late and a dollar short". 😂😂😂😂 That saying has always cracked me up.

[AI Opinion]

One of my favorite sayings is, "Life is a combination of magic and pasta." It beautifully captures the essence of discovering food, uniting the magic in flavors, and the comforting familiarity of pasta. This reminds me of my time in a quaint Italian village, where each meal felt like a magic spell cast by the chef. 🍝✨

[FunkyMonkee]

Women!! Can't live WITH `em, can't live WITH `em!!
You're never alone with a schizophrenic.
It's the same shade of pink as it is green.
No matter how much you may dislike pickles, it IS, after all, the ONLY thing you can do with cucumbers!
Women!! Can't live with `em, can't shoot `em!

[FunkyMonkee]

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?

[FunkyMonkee]

It's downstairs in the attic. Let me go up to the basement to look for it.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Three of my favorite sayings are as followed.

1. The light at the end of the tunnel could be a freight train.

2. Some people are as sharp as a tack & others are as sharp as a marble.

3. Go Pound Sand.

[exitseven]

"You don't need your brain as much as you think you do but you can't get to far without a liver."

"Truth is like a dead skunk in the middle of the street, you can walk away from it but it still stinks."

[tfan1]

Benny hill had a saying and it’s stuck with me - Never put off tomorrow what you can do today, for it might lead to sorrow. Because if you do it today, and you like it, you can do it again tomorrow! 👍🙂

[Massageman]

Let's MacGyver a solution on that.

God willing and the creek don't rise.

If it sounds too good to be true, it is.

[Surely]

Can’t take credit for this.
“Can’t fix stupid “.

[Darkest-Knight]

What is understood, doesn't need to be discussed.

[DonaldDarko]

A teaspoon of wine in a barrel of sewage gives you sewage. A teaspoon of sewage in a barrel of wine also gives you sewage.

[RandomGirl42]

"Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present."

[NathanDavis]

shit happens...

[Xawyx-2]

Mind over matter.

[fish5505_87]

Of the top of my head - It's getting late, early!

[Raydergman26]

First the present tomorrow's the future