Hey pssst, you awake?

[Anonymous]

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5 mo

Someone change my category to others please

[Genie23]

Who dared to wake me from my century-long nap? 😑

[Asker]

How do you keep getting out of your lamp? 😂

[Genie23]

You think I wouldn’t have figured out how to escape my lamp in 100 years? I have my ways. Ancient genie secrets 😌 I mean, I make other people’s wishes come true. Of course I can make my own come true too. You underestimate me 😂

[Asker]

I trap you every time and somehow you just end up appearing again like you were never trapped, I must research better technology, I dont like the speed you are evolving 😂

[Genie23]

https://i.giphy.com/l3BwSPbqx3QGKEgpp2.webp

I'll always be one step ahead of you 😂 I could also trap you in the lamp instead while I go cha-cha-cha all over the world. You're lucky I'm one of the good genies... Otherwise I'd have made sure to capture you, made sure you have no option but to watch back to back episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians for yearssss. See, I'm such an angel 😌

[Asker]

I think you must have forgotten I have armor that covers me from your genie powers, which is why you haven't trapped me yet, you are just trying to make yourself look nice and giving yourself nice points, if you do somehow trap me I'll just get better genie cable and have all the channels and basically get free housing 😂

[Asker]

Until your clumsy ass drops the lamp that is lol

[Genie23]

I stole that armor when you were playing video games and I melted it with my lazer eyes. Yes, you can destroy armor if someone isn't wearing it. So, HA! 😎

Genie cables, channels... Boy, I'm a genie. Sorry to burst your bubble but I'm Not some dish 📡 tv. No such thing as Genie cable. 😂

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY I MAKE MYSELF LOOK NICE? 😠

[Asker]

You stole the replica I leave laying around to bait you, I never take off my armor not even when playing video games, no lacking here

And I didn't mean you as cables, I meant you got special cable for lamps, but maybe you use your own power to power them, I never considered that.

And reread everything you meanie, I always knew you were a villain 😂

[Genie23]

"I always knew you were a villian" 🥹 That's the sweetest compliment anyone could ever give me! Lol. I used reverse psychology to convince you that I'm evil but pretended I wanted to be seen as good.

https://youtu.be/Sd4SJVsTulc?si=Bkf23-WL5zxyDGBG

You see, it's easy to trick you, Chris xD Oh and I made a replica of your original armour which you had on and I used my magic to make my lamp look like your home. So, you think you've trapped me in a lamp while you've been chilling at home. But the truth is something else. Kinda like Shutter Island 😂

[Asker]

Geez Micheal jackson took forever to get to the point, I had to skip half the video 😂

Well looks like since you've admitted to villainous lifestyle I will have no choice but to no longer use lamps, never thought I'd see the day, no more comfortable lamps for you, I must rely on vacuums now, leave you in there with whatever filth gets trapped with you, a genie prison cell 😂

[Genie23]

Skipping the video of MJ is a crime. His songs make me want to bob my head and dance. I didn't expect you to watch the whole video though. I just wanted you to play the bit where he sings the line "You know I'm bad. You know it" 😂

Good luck with that, Chris 😂

[Asker]

I skipped to it because I knew that's what you wanted me to do but man that took so many aura points from you, you couldn't just find the audio track? 😂

[Genie23]

Hey, his music videos are my guilty pleasure. Didn't know you don't like his performance 😂 My brothers and I would dance to his songs. We would compete to see who gets MJ's steps right. My oldest brother was able to do perfect moonwalk. While my youngest brother and I struggled to do moonwalk. I'd say he's cheating because I didn't want to admit he was damn good 😂.

So, yeah, childhood memories are attached to these videos of MJ songs.

[Asker]

You made me sit through a whole movie to prove your point, not to hate on the dude he's a good singer and all but there's a reason why he got famous for singing and not acting 😂

It seems your brother never shared the secrets to the perfect moonwalk, I can tell by how you are here still pouting about it 😂

[Genie23]

It was just a few minutes song. Talk about exaggerating 😂 I was too busy focusing on his dance steps to notice his acting. Stop hating on my man MJ 😂

I'm not pouting. YOU ARE! I'm completing over it. 😌

[Genie23]

It was just a few minutes song. Talk about exaggerating 😂 I was too busy focusing on his dance steps to notice his acting. Stop hating on my man MJ 😂

I'm not pouting. YOU ARE! I'm completing over it. 😌

[Genie23]

I'm fine! Let's not talk about moonwalk, okay.

[Asker]

Seems like your weakness is your terrible moonwalks, it forever haunts you, because you've lost a moonwalk battle when little, now you still can't moonwalk, I can't either but I don't want too 😂

[Apulu_backagain]

Wha-

You dare psst me?

I'm your dawg bruh not some kitty

BARK BARK

[Asker]

Sit, sit... siiit *throws bone*

[Apulu_backagain]

Awww

*Picks it up and goes to my favorite corner*

[Asker]

Okay no more time out, I feel bad 😂

[Simslover92]

Still up. But about to retire for the night. I just got into some deeper shit. FML.

[Asker]

Oh no, what you get yourself into this time 😅

[Simslover92]

I'm sort of talking to two guys and one is in basic training so I'm not able to talk to him until he goes on break and the other I haven't met yet and he's already talking about making things official

[Asker]

Sounds like the decision is simple, if they are both good men, go for the one that's available, on some first come first serve shit

[Simslover92]

You're right. Thanks. I will do just that!

[Asker]

👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[douride2]

Yes I was awake about 3.00am this morning. I couldn't get back to sleep.

[Asker]

Well that sucks, I guess staring at the roof wasn't an option lol

[sage2021]

I just woke up. I fell asleep after eating and that was a long time ago. Now I am just in the same spot as you are.

[midnightmoon05]

Not at that time.

[Asker]

It was late, you don't seem like the type of people to be up that late midnight 😂

[midnightmoon05]

Nope… I have a kinda fixated schedule.
Unlike some people lol

[Asker]

Ey my brain is free to sleep when it wants 😂

[midnightmoon05]

I know.
I have a golden cuff. Soooo don’t have such privilege

[midnightmoon05]

The structure is good for me. Otherwise I will prob cause a lot of trouble lol

[Asker]

Yea everyone on the road but you would be in a danger for a full 24 hours, that's far too much time 😂

[midnightmoon05]

They can join me running over a speed bump. It’s fun 🤩

[Asker]

Well that sounds promising 😂

[MemeSupreme]

SHHH

WE'RE SLEEPING

[Asker]

Yea I know you are, you always are 😂

[MemeSupreme]

you know i barely get any, and its probably bc of you yappin all the time chica

[Asker]

Actually you sleep a lot, you just don't realize it 😂

[MemeSupreme]

no way you trying to ragebait me on two different posts lol

i feel like im at war and getting attacked from both sides

[Asker]

Giving up I see 😂

[Mariogirl09]

Sup chico
Whats on your mind?

[Asker]

What's not on my mind 😂🧠

[Mariogirl09]

Lol...

[Asker]

Foreal tho I'm just bored, checking on gag and it's activity

[queenofcardio]

Yep.. Hi there

[CubaPirate]

Yes its 9.30am here

[GreyfurtSuyyi]

Sananeeeeeeeeee

[Kenkebuttery]

Psst. Yes

[Drumlin2001]

Nope, fast asleep

[Anonymous]

Yes, so what?