Would you buy a piece of shit?

[RandomGirl42]

We've all heard the old saying, "You can't polish a turd." Well, surprise! Little Miss Myth Buster here is here to bust that myth. Turns out you can actually polish a turd and they do it right here in my own home state!

Some may say, "Random, you simply continue to astound us with all your shit."

Yes, it seems people will buy all kinds of shit. Literally. Me and my sisters all have a pair of the moose poop earrings we wear once in awhile at the family reunion and stuff since, you know, we're just a bunch of redneck country gals who take pride in our shit. Shit happens. Ok, I'll stop now, before shit hits the fan. 💩

So, anyways, would you buy a piece of shit?

[ohsheeT]

It happens all the time. I mean, you can even buy it and smoke it. It's called bullshit. .

But I heard two guys talking the other day and 1 said bro you got any shit. The guy said yes. The other guy said how much it cost.

I was driving home and I started thinking i wonder how much shit I would have if I doubled the intake of my food and what I could sell it for

I really didn't know there was a market for it, but I guess there is quite a bit of a market for it.

One time I was at a club. And I hear some guy say to a girl give me.\nBack my money

And the girl said , no , you gave it to me , and the guy said you're a piece of shit i don't know what they were talking about, but I guess he bought some.\nThat sounds like you didn't get it. I don't know

Hell, now that you can buy anything, I think i wonder how hard it would be to get some ant shit and sell it

[FunkyMonkee]

There's quite a few things I've bought that turned out to be a piece of shit!!

[sage2021]

Not only would I not buy it, I wouldn't touch it with my bare hands.
That lady needs to wear gloves 🧤 when she's turning the 💩 around with her bare hands. I mean, it's germy!
She probably doesn't wash her hands after handling it and then eats a sandwich 🥪 with germy hands.🙄

[Sunrising]

@sage2021 Apparently some bacteria ( germs ) are good for our system, and people buy it to eat.
Perhaps moose poop might be delicacy, and full of goodness lol.

[sage2021]

@Sunrising

Okay, you can try it out and let me know what happens.🤣🤣

[Sunrising]

@sage2021 Just part of the food chain that we end up eating anyway, except further down the line.

[sage2021]

@Sunrising

Maybe in the not so distant future 💩 will replace beef 🍖 at the grocery store. Ya never know.
But no one can convince me to put that in my mouth. Nope!

[Screenwriter]

Well, dry shit is harmless and I have piles of compost that I augment with horse shit, so I know this is true. But I don't see the appeal of dried up shit. It's not that it looks great or mimics semi precious stones or has beautiful color...

Its appeal is lost on me.

[Lliam]

I've heard of coprolite (fossilized dinosaur turd) jewelry.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN_9MmEeIpm0Epbcy5Q0mPYnnkNIGtvcGEp5IUluPtIGM9huF5XpHHNdLa_-7E1vq7uzVQWgtpIQs_0724J6lkBUpeBwV6ai9hy2o5NCie

[Massageman]

Probably not as an everyday product, but interesting to keep in back of your mind for that "special occasion". I do give the inventor/creator credit. She has found- most likely- an infinitely renewable source of raw material, created several very unique products, and a very creatively punny sales pitch for them. I do wish her well on her endeavor.

[Likes2drive]

https://allpoetry.com/poem/4966447-you-dont-know-jack--by-YourHeartsDesire

[RandomGirl42]

I know Jack Shit! 🤣

[OneViewpoint]

Apparently I will buy a piece of shit. But mine weighed 5,000 lbs and had a Mercedes badge on it and cost $75,000 20 years ago. Your moose turd earrings are probably more useful than that German turd on wheels.

[Chayce]

E63?

[OneViewpoint]

@Chayce,

R500. Great concept. Disaster as far as execution goes. Electrical, transmission, engine, ABS system, routine maintenance, water leaks, software problems in the ECU and TCU computers, constant air suspension failures. And Mercedes had a recall forced by NHTSA (do not drive order) for the brake booster rusting out. Mercedes didn't have the parts available for the recall repair for over a year. The car sat in my driveway for over a year. Mercedes refused to stand behind their warranty and chose to just wait customers out which resulted in a class action lawsuit. I sold mine for scrap for $850 and moved on to a Japanese car. Actually 2 Japanese cars. I'll never buy another German luxury car. BMW and Audi have similar track records.

[emeraldsaphire]

Showing that the adage "One persons trash is another persons treasure" is true even in extremes.

I was going to say I would never by shit, but then I realized I buy Manure every year. So I'd never buy shit as jewelry

[NoDecision]

Why buy one when you can go to a bar and find one for free?

[Sunrising]

No I'm not into wearing earings, even those ones in the photo.

But there is a well known proverb " Where there is muck there is brass".

[Nikki1989]

People already buy shit every day without even realizing it. Junk food restaurants strive on that brainwashed idiocy.

[dantheman1118]

I bought a piece of shit before. I spent decent money for it too. It wasn't huge money but it definitely wasn't nothing either. **Spoiler alert- it was Dino poop

[Fruitpunch1789]

Rule #1: if there's demand, there will be a market - no matter how weird it may be (read the Tulip mania if you're not familiar - one tulip was worth a house during those times)

Rule #2: Hell nah. I wouldn't buy that shit LOL

[RavVid]

We all know where frisbee concept came from. Dried out cow pats. I have done enough cow pat tossing not to feel a need for moose earings.

[FreyaRed]

Does it fits to your eyes?
To my eyes fit blue opal, Aquamarine, Turquoise or Blue Amber

[capriVib]

There's no need to pay 8 dollars for shit, I could find it outside for free.

[NathanDavis]

nope... I ain't buying a brand new, modern car... no thanks

[douride2]

Years ago the fisherman from the US would buy those liquored polished turd like they were candy.

[Fireguy17]

no, that has been a staple in tourist traps for decades.

[zagor]

Nah I got enough old shit around the house I'm trying to get rid of.

[Sam1133]

Oh we have to discuss this important issues
Wifey please pm me 🥰

[beefcakebradybatson]

No, but a 79-year-old, 275-pound POS resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave!!!

[purplepoppy]

Only if they sell groundhog poo earrings.

[exitseven]

I have seen the Moose turd earrings.

[Staximus]

Funny and disgusting at the same time

[dougeats]

Only if its good 💩 heh heh

[Aiko_E_Lara]

"If it's from a hot girl, i'll take twenty."

[Aiko_E_Lara]

I mean the point is there's always market for anything

[Batsy01010101]

But does it smell like turd?

[Jerre]

No, I would not

[Jerre]

@RandomGirl42 Thank you for the Like

[msc545]

Turns out shit happens...

[msc545]

But wait a minute, this is the United States, so shit's pretty popular. For instance, in the last election, it looks like a majority of Americans voted for a piece of shit.

[Kingofkings1992]

Nope.