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If trees had internet access what would they say to us?

Ok, so, like, I was outside 'cuz it's another awesome day and the snow is melting and the birds are happily singing and I was happily standing in my garden, (even if it still has a foot of snow on it at least I can stand there now so I'm happy) and I was happily talking to where the flowers are going to be (in another 2 damned months or so) and then I started happily talking to the trees who are nearby 'cuz I didn't want them to feel left out when I suddenly wondered what would they say back if they had internet.

And so, I asked them. And they said, " What makes you think we'd want to say anything to you? But if you think you're so damned smart why don't you go ask your question on social media and see what they say? They'll laugh you right off the internet , you daft bimbo. I mean who the Hell goes around talking to trees in the first place? What the Hell is wrong with you? Go away and stop talking to us."

And so, on behalf of the forest, I ask, If trees had internet access what would they say to us?

Actual simulation of daft bimbo talking to trees.
Actual simulation of daft bimbo talking to trees.
If trees had internet access what would they say to us?
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