What are the most realistic eco-friendly alternatives to cremation or burial?

[Nikki1989]

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2 mo

No, no grave for me, darling. I'm a Buddhist anyway. I want to be laid down on a rock in the middle of the Ganges darling, and just be pecked by birds. I don't want to end up as some drugged-up zombie in a hospital, alright - Absolutely Fabulous.

[douride2]

I have a huge brush pile out back. Just do like the Vikings did. Lay me on that pile of brush & wood that needs to be burned & light it up.

[douride2]

Thanks for a MHO.

[Agape93]

Hydrolysis

[Cyfris]

The acid I use to hide the bodies works pretty well. The mob and hells angels had a fair bit of success feeding the fishies..

[Bricealan]

@nikki1989 I'm being cremated and scattered over the Pacific. Fish food really

[Bklynbadboy12]

I dont think anything is more eco-friendly than a burial that's the way god intended it give you back to the land

[FreyaRed]

My personal favorite for people I dislike: being eaten by vultures and ravens

[RandomGirl42]

I want to just be used as compost for my garden. 🌻

[CaptainSmartass]

Dunno. But we'll find out, if Greta Thunberg becomes a hitman for the mob...

Simples...

[Xawyx-2]

Cold pressing in cryonic chamber. It's eco-friendly, it leaves only frozen dust.

[Alex757]

Drop the body into shark infested waters, the sharks will do there thing.

[CubaPirate]

Burial at ma Hearties

[loveslongnails]

Just throw me in the Thames.