Are cats secretly choosing not to talk just to avoid taxes?

[AlphaEncyclopedia]

[AviatorTom]

It's not just to avoid taxes, it's to avoid talking with dumb cat owners who think catnip or ball of yarn is fun. A cat wants to play with a pussy cat.

[AlphaEncyclopedia]

If stupidity were a car brand, you'd be its best-selling model.

[exitseven]

Yes, rhey see how the IRS hauled Morris the cat in and took him to the cleaners. He was not the same cat after that

[valentina4eva]

lol yess that seems like the most likely explanation!!😹😹

[EmmaMary]

What bollox is all this about?

[AlphaEncyclopedia]

The image shows a cat installing a light bulb.

[EmmaMary]

🙄🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[exitseven]

Now, we know how many cats it takes to change a light bulb

[EmmaMary]

Thank you so very much indeed for the MHO.

[AlphaEncyclopedia]

👊🏻🤍

[RavVid]

It is just not to avoid taxes. They avoid talking so as to avoid being told what to do or not do. Pretending not to understand allows them to get away with shit we wouldn't allow a dog to do.

My last tabby knew he wasn't allowed to scratch the couch but he gave the game away. When he conceived the desire to scratch the couch, he would flatten his ears back before he got his claws out.

[Jewelmyth]

I was thinking that this question must be asked by a Turk 😅 I think octopuses talk too, but as you said, animals don't talk to avoid paying taxes.

[AlphaEncyclopedia]

Yes, I am originally Turkish and I live in South Korea.

[Delicatecrab]

Do you know him?

[Jewelmyth]

@Delicatecrab I don't recognise

[Delicatecrab]

Are Turkish men this handsome?

[Jewelmyth]

@Delicatecrab Yes, Turkish men are well-groomed and handsome 😅 Do you really want them that much?

[Delicatecrab]

Turkish men are incredibly handsome, like characters from a movie. If she weren't married, I would want to marry her.

[Jewelmyth]

@Delicatecrab Okay, we should send you a few Turkish men; they can all be yours.

[Delicatecrab]

You're slandering your own nation; what you're doing, terrorists do in America.

[Jewelmyth]

@Delicatecrab I think you're Turkish and you know me, why do you have a fake account?

[Delicatecrab]

No, I don't know you, I just asked why you're portraying your nation in a bad light.

[Delicatecrab]

You're not very pretty, friend, I wouldn't waste my time following you.

[Jewelmyth]

@Delicatecrab I told you that Turkish men are handsome, and I didn't say anything bad about the men in my country; I just said there are a lot of men, you can choose whichever you want.

[ohsheeT]

I don't think that they mind paying taxes I think what it is is they just don't like talking to dumb people

[AlphaEncyclopedia]

Do you have a cat?

[ohsheeT]

No but I have had before. Look all animals can talk and all animals are intelligent

[AlphaEncyclopedia]

Scientists say animals act mainly on instinct, but I'm not fully convinced. Every species seems exceptionally good at what it's meant to do. Sometimes it makes me wonder if there's a larger design behind it all, as if the whole system was created with a purpose that even humanity is part of.

[ohsheeT]

I would say there's a much bigger design to it we are not our bodies our bodies are used to contain the energy that we have Within and this gives us feeling and emotion we are nothing but energy and frequency

same with animals
If you understand energy if you are spiritual they go hand in hand not religion but being spiritual

If you understand this and you understand who you are you could walk up to dogs cats kids and they will come to you they will want to sit next to you they feel that energy and they can trust you if you have a bad energy they bark at you they don't want to be around you

But yes there is a much bigger picture we've been lied to about it we've cheated from it so it distorts the our way of thinking because there are evil people in this world that want full control of us and don't want us to have what they have we can have anything we want we are merely an antenna collecting frequencies everything in this world vibrates it puts out a frequency we put out a frequency to pets animals kids they understand it they understand that they feel us but I'm sure there are many many more levels

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

If, and only if, we assume they don't have any left wing blood whatsoever, then it's a plausible explanation.

[rachel776]

[drummerdude25]

Yes.

[Essa1212]

If I were big and tough, I'd be @alphaencyclopedia AlphaEncyclopedia.

[Delicatecrab]

I wish she wasn't married.

[Emmytexrex]

Now that's wild let the human in that cat come out I think there is something weird happening here

[msc545]

Kyle Allister says that he chooses not to talk to avoid stupidity.

[Purpleronnie]

Haha 😝, funny


Entirely ‘pawsable’

[Anonymous]

Yes but of course

[canamlusciouslad73]

No, they're just trying to avoid dumb folk.

[blackeagle007]

lol. I wouldn’t doubt it

[Stormzy001]

nope... Discreetly... It's a no no

[MrShaun]

Could be.

My dog talks to me.

[Delicatecrab]

Are you married

[Dorothy81]

They are also assassins.

[robocop666]

I love cats