If your loved ones were lost in the woods, who would you feel more comfortable knowing they were alone with?

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Ez-Bri-Z_v2 · Accepted Answer

Lmao like Iron said, I'd trust them with you to get them back to safety. You aren't random of course, but i know I would just get lost and have no survival instincts in the wilderness as it is.

To answer your question though, I suppose if they are both in the woods, they both know what they are doing, and neither is gonna overpower a bear so I will pick the woman.

valentina4eva · Accepted Answer

random woman, least dangerous option🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Static_In_The_Attic · Answer

If your loved ones were lost in the woods, who would you feel more comfortable knowing they were alone with?

As much as I would like to pick the bear knowing that my loved ones have a life insurance policy out of the kindness of my heart I’m not going to pick the bear at this because knowing my luck their life insurance policy won’t pay out over hungry bears.

As for the random man as much as I would like to pick the random man I’m not going to because knowing my luck he would turn out to be a CEREAL KILLER & if he kills my loved ones & the bear eats them unless there is a body that life insurance policy probably won’t pay out.

As for the random woman as much as I would like to pick her I’m not going to because knowing my luck she would turn out to be a CHATTERBOX & if she is & she talks the ears off of my loved ones they would probably kill themselves & once again that lovely life insurance policy won’t pay out.

Your question is a tough one &. I wish you had another option. In the meantime I’m going to enjoy my freedom while I can & while my loved ones are lost in the woods.

SueShe · Answer

Hmm, a bear sound like a better choice if they can run faster than the bear.

I heard that men tend to have better sense of direction than women. I don't know if it is true or not but I would probably go for a random man. I don't want to sound sexist but at least in my family, the males have a much better sense of direction than the female, me being the exception (of course).

I would of course curse my loved ones for going into the woods without taking pebbles and dropping them one behind them in order to find their way back... 😉

FreyaRed · Answer

A random man

Women alone in the woods seems to be most plausible on the first look but if you think twice and you know Slavic folklore, you come to the conclusion that a woman alone in the wood is far more dangerous than a man. She is likely hunting but she hunts hunters or children.

Chazmatazz269 · Answer

The bear. My people don’t need help in the wild lands. We can divert the bear and find our own way. It’s highly unlikely that another random person wouldn’t drag us down, let alone pull their own weight. When the sh*t hits the proverbial fan, i’m running off everyone who doesn’t pull their weight and killing everyone who refuses to leave.

Lesbologist · Answer

A random human... male so my kid can trip him and let the bear eat that guy, or female so that he can rape her first, and then run away and let the bear eat her. Not guilty... the bear did the crime. I would be disappointed to a point if he raped the dude first. Like, was at least a fem boy or something? Bro, why?

shortster · Answer

Random guy is more likely to be helpful than anything else. Random woman is just as likely to be worried about what kind of person my loved one is as to be helpful. And most bears would be interested in eating my loved one or any food that they have. So playing the percentages I am going with the random man.

Brandi555 · Answer

I put a bear. Because I’ve seen movies where a friendly bear can be very helpful. They can give honey and also provide funny jokes.

TonyMetal___1986 · Answer

None, they are all dangerous, but i'll pick a bear, because it's nature is known, they know what to do...

While a random man or random woman in the woods are suspicious, the level of danger with them might be higher then being with a bear!

DonaldDarko · Answer

A random man he's in the woods he's probably a hunter or hiker. he's got the know how to give them directions.

MrChinaski · Answer

Loved one 1: We need to run! Loved one 2: That's crazy. You can't outrun a bear. Loved one 1: I don't need to. I just need to outrun you. So... the random woman... she's likely to run slightly slower.

NathanDavis · Answer

a random man... same answer as all of the girls and women in our family/relatives would give the men they were thinking about were the men in their lives...

AviatorTom · Answer

Women are generally more creative, and creativity is what's needed to survive when lost in the woods. Loved ones includes kids, and women are better at handling kids who are likely frightened.

EzraIsShy76028 · Answer

Random woman I guess? I dunno. Just seems to make more sense.

Iron_Man · Answer

I would feel more comfortable if they were alone with you until I can find them because they will talk to you nice and you’ll get along with them

WhitneySnow · Answer

Random woman, then beat, then random man in that order

s0j7e3zyxc8v0 · Answer

not a bear not a woman not even a man none of them give me a sense of security I’d never feel comfortable

Smileygirl2000 · Answer

Non of the above lol 😆. I don't trust strangers and definitely not a bear unless it's a black bear

Erica8 · Answer

The bear with them is their danger. People are able to hide it.

Nikki1989 · Answer

The bear.

elizamichale1 · Answer

With some woman I guess

verified · Answer

A woman ain't gonna do anything but complain

LiamS95 · Answer

A knowledgeable woodsman.

i_am_back · Answer

A bear

Bklynbadboy12 · Answer

A police officer

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