Game time 🥳 I sneaked into your house; How are you going to send me away from your house?, you just have to follow the rules?

[Jewelmyth]

I'm at your house right now, what would you do? , the rules are: PROHIBITED SUBSTANCES: 1:Calling the police is forbidden. 2:You are forbidden from kicking me out of the house. 3:You're not allowed to touch me. 4:You are forbidden from insulting me and using violence against me. THINGS YOU NEED TO DO: 1:You're going to tell me a secret about yourself that nobody else knows. 2:You're going to make me one of my favorite dishes. 3:Or you'll ask me to leave your house. 4: You will kiss my feet (if I want you to). If you do these things, I'll leave.

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There might be some translation errors, and this is not a sexuality question, and this mistake is not my fault.

[Alex-Snow]

After making you a nice dish, I'd kiss your feel then get naked and start jerking off in front of you. That might get you to leave. But I'd prefer if you joined me!

[Alex-Snow]

Ty for the mho

[BCRanger10]

I would have my wife throw you out of the house then.

What? You specifically said I couldn't. You said nothing of my wife.

[Jewelmyth]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[OneViewpoint]

OK, I can handle an intruder without touching you. I simply leave the house, lock the door behind me and trigger the Halon fire suppression system. All oxygen is evacuated in seconds. The discharge event is violent and disorienting. You're unconscious in maybe 90 seconds. At 120 seconds you're dying. At 180 seconds you're effectively dead. The air handling system comes back on eventually and displaces the Halon. Then it's just a matter of calling the cleaners. I never touched you. No violence. I definitely didn't call the police. I didn't kick you out of the house. I never said a word to you or flipped you the bird. Well, I showed you a secret, isn't that better than telling you? I fed you Halon. But I don't kiss feet... ewwww.

[Jewelmyth]

😨😨

[Staximus]

How did you get a Halon system? They stopped producing and using Halon in house systems the mid 90’s, unless somebody filled it with reclaimed or recycled Halon. It’s usually reserved for aircraft and specialized industrial fire systems

[OneViewpoint]

@Staximus ,

Kidding, it was a joke. I was actually in a defense dept data center in the 80's when a halon system triggered on the other side of a glass wall. It was fucking violent. I never saw smoke or a fire but that Halon release fucked up that room pretty effectively. Furniture blown over. Paper everywhere. The 2-3 people inside that room were completely disoriented and confused. And you're right the Ozone Weenies banned Halon just like Freon.

[SueShe]

That is an easy one to answer. All I have to do is to open the door without speaking a single word. I will give a short whistle and my neighbor's very unfriendly Pit Bull Terrier that by chance was not wearing his usual mouth guard may want to pay us a visit.

There is not much I need to say to that dog. Me pointing my finger at you and saying "get her, bet her" would be enough for him to be interested in you.

I did not use force. Something else is forcing you out. I did not touch you but a dog is likely to do so. I am not kicking but the dog is biting. I am not insulting you since I don't talk to you.

After your and the dog's exit, I close the door, mop up the blood and have a cup of coffee.

[Lesbologist]

Kissing your feet would require touch... and the no touching part takes away the whole reason I wanted you to stay, but I'd still pull my dick out for this... not sure it will make you leave, but I'm looking for a way to get around the no touching rule.

[Princesscloud]

I start explaining my entire 47-slide presentation on “Why Pigeons Are Government Drones.” You’ll be begging for the exit within 10 minutes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jewelmyth]

You're absolutely right, I couldn't last even two minutes.

[ElenaLena]

How about I scare you off...

[Jewelmyth]

🤣🤣No, such things are forbidden.

[Still-alive]

you scared me. it worked!

[ElenaLena]

@Still-alive good 😌

[Kvass]

I'm a friendly host, so we'd just chill and talk))

[Jewelmyth]

Thanks 🥳

[NathanDavis]

it's fine... you can take the guest room, lol

[Jewelmyth]

Thank you🥳

[Nik1hil]

*Kindly Shows you my erection*..

Say to you: "Please Leave Now!.. Before I break the Rules and do something to you... I am Being plagued by the Animal in me! And it wants to Kiss your feets, Spread apart! "

[Grond21]

We would sit down for coffee and have a nice long chat

[Jewelmyth]

That's the best idea, it's a pleasure to listen to you, your voice is lovely.

[Grond21]

Thank you! That is very kind of you to say.
I am sure we could have a great chat

[Chazmatazz269]

I strongly recommend that you don’t come into my home uninvited, cuz none of those rules apply here. 😂😂😂

[AviatorTom]

It's my house, so you're gonna follow MY RULES, not yours. 😏

I would make you strip down yo your underwear and then get the hell out of my house.

And if you're not wearing underwear... not my problem!

[Jewelmyth]

No, you don’t have rules; I have rules.

[AviatorTom]

@Jewelmyth Not in MY HOUSE!

[Laulenke]

Me I would load about 3 or 4 of my Airsoft mags with my heavier BBs and go full auto
It won’t kill you but it’s going to do some heavy damage on you and send you to the hospital to get cleaned up with all the blood and get you wrapped up with all the wholes I left on you lol

[Pterodon]

Fuck that I’m using my 1911 or M1A. I want it dead 😵

[Laulenke]

I live in a apartment and the next one is really close and I really dont need to hurt anyone else soooo torturing someone with BBs would actually be more fun lol

[Pterodon]

I’ve done my ammo testing and found that the Federal.308 varmit/predator 130gr hollow point is very explosive only penetrating two milk jugs of water from 25 yards but of course total jug destruction. They just explode. Barnes has ammo that is very explosive so over penetration doesn’t occur for my 1911 .45 ACP

[Laulenke]

Yesh those would totally go thtough my walls and into the next apartment then I go to jail killing another person next door

[Pterodon]

Only if it hits them and I’ll take that chance. Like I said. Dead 100%

[ohsheeT]

Why do i have to send you away your more than welcome and you can leave when you want

[lilBigPotato]

My housemates will take care of you. Good luck, you'll need it.

[Nikki1989]

Knowing me, I would offer you a drink and have a good chat.

[tiredpanda]

I'd drive you so crazy that you'd leave on your own 🙃

[Stevepro68]

So you want to live out the opening of shrek. Ok I'll bite. You and I are best friends forever. I marry the princess and apparently you can talk.

[DarKnight36]

I would make you coffee, and we would settle into a warm conversation.

[Anonymous]

I know the sister of Superman. I'd ask her to send him over, have him lure you out in the hallway and then lock the door.

[Staximus]

Why would I send you away? I’m not kissing your feet, maybe something else 😻

[Tylerall]

I'd think you just spawned into my house as an NPC and asked where you came from.

[Shiprex]

How can I not touch you but kiss your feet?
What is your favourite food?
Do I have to stay there or can I leave?

[Phoenix98]

So your saying I can't just spray with a garden hose until you leave?

[832loverboy73]

Show you a picture of the late 1950's and 1960's left-handed pitched Don Mossi on my phone !!!

[Jackblue]

I am going to rant and rave about how Turkey is a bad country until you leave.

[Jewelmyth]

Don’t speak ill of my country; it’s a beautiful place—it’s just the people who are bad, and they make the environment worse. Apart from that, Türkiye is a land of civilizations, home to many historical structures and ancient ruins left behind by various cultures.

[Glenn-mann13]

I repel people, you will either find an excuse to leave on your own or join the others in my basement

[Danny_dan92]

Slowly move you towards the door, then open the door and set you outside and then close the door on you and go to bed

[Ariesman81Nshiiit]

Fuck that. Cleaning supplies are under the bathroom sink. Be home in 2 hours.

[Paige2006]

I would ask you to leave theny call the police.

[Pterodon]

I don’t follow rules and never have. You come in against my wishes you WILL be shot 100%

[moddy_the_mod]

If I'm not allowed to touch you we're done here.

[AgentG111]

Jokes on you Ma'am my house my rules.

[Sevenpointfive]

it's ironic that your favorite dish is creampie

[Bklynbadboy12]

Id tell you a secret about myself

[paytime]

I'd say I have a contagious disease