How many American presidents are not buried in the United States?

[Betwyn]

Lets test American's knowledge of their own... (Q too short...)

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only 5 presidents are not buried in the US... cause they ain't dead yet...

[MrOracle]

Aside from the ones who aren't dead yet (Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Obama), I believe all other presidents have been interred in the US, though I'm pretty sure a few, such as Grant, aren't actually "buried" underground, but rather entombed above-ground.

[DirtyDiaper]

I got a riddle for you now... how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I've been stuck on this since I was 6 when I heard it in school... Haven't come out of my room since still trying to figure it out

[Betwyn]

It depends on many factors...

Is the Woodchuck unionized?

Is the Woodchuck married?

if he is married, does his wife work?

Does the woodchuck have kids?

if he does have kids, are they likely to go to university?

Does the woodchuck have a girlfriend on the side?

[DirtyDiaper]

I had a feeling I was gonna get a smartass answer, no offence. And what does the woodchucks childrens lieklyhood of going to university have with how much wood he would chuck

[Betwyn]

If he has to pay for university tuition and living expenses, then he is going to need to chuck more wood...

Wood chucking is a piece-work industry

[DirtyDiaper]

But then you need to ask would the woodchuck be wiling to work harder to pay for his kids' education? Which changes things cause he might be a lazy bastard, which makes the question irelevant

[Betwyn]

Yes, he might be lazy.. but if he is lazy, then he is unionized... so he is still making good money...

[DirtyDiaper]

yeah he's making good money but not chucking as much wood since he's unionized and uses all the union bullsh*t to work less and earn more

[Betwyn]

but if he has a girl on the side, he'll need to chuck very hard..

enough to keep the wife and the girl happy.. and enough to be able to spend time with the girl, while the wife thinks he is working OT... and not effect the paycheck...

[DirtyDiaper]

Wow... there is no winning with you... IMa let you have this one since I just realized I'm spending my Saturday morning ironing shirts and thinking about how much wood the woodchuck is chucking which is pretty depressing imo

[Betwyn]

LOL

[DirtyDiaper]

and fyi the wife could be bi and letting him have a girl on the side as long as she's involved so he doesn't have to work harder, on the contrary he works less cause he has to please 2 female woodchucks at the same time, and from I hear that could be a little hard

[7gnat]

Best thread on gag this month so far and just to add my two cents I heard that most young woodchucks end up in community college and the tuition is not that expensive.

[Betwyn]

If the wife is in the know, and even involved, that isn't really a "girl on the side"

[DirtyDiaper]

man... I could have gone all night with this earlier this morning but now I can't think of anything lol. Ill give you this one but lookout :P

[Betwyn]

This isn't my first go-around with Mr. Woodchuck lol

[papercut2]

I would've guessed that they were all buried in the USA, except the ones that are still alive ofc(Obama, Bush Sr. & Jr., Clinton, Carter). I was looking for a trap so the alive ones was the only one I could think of

Ps: Not American

[aMuse]

All deceased presidents are buried on American soil at the moment.

[aMuse]

If you're asking about living presidents because you think you're clever or something, I'm guessing the arctic winds from up north has frozen your Canadian brain. =P There are 5 living current or former US presidents at the moment (Carter, Bush, Clinton, Bush, & Obama).

[dawnfang]

Honestly, I have no idea. There are 39 dead presidents, but I can't think of why one would be buried elsewhere. Unless you count the ones that are alive then there are 5.

[dawnfang]

Good try at a trick question.

[Betwyn]

meh, I got it off an America trivia site lol

[Anonymous]

Silly silly girl. Some may be in a tomb above ground. There are 39 dead presidents and 5 that are alive so...blah blah...ahh blah

[TrailOfTears]

Trick question incoming!

[Anonymous]

Bethany, you live in Canada.

[peace-love-couture]

lol

leave her alone

[Opinion Owner]

No. She is my e-bff.

[Betwyn]

and my living in Canada makes me infinitly qualified to quiz you on YOUR country...

[Anonymous]

you are hot. Do I pass?

[Lj236]

Lol