How to introduce drug dealer boyfriend to parents?

[Anonymous]

So, I am a senior in high school and I'm contemplating on bringing home my boyfriend to meet my parents. Thing is, my boyfriend is a drug dealer... And I unfortunately am "Daddy's Little Girl" so...

How should I go about this?!? I've been dating him for about a month and a half or so, and I only see him a couple of times a week because of the distance it is to travel between us.

Please don't preach the "don't do drugs kiddies" speech, I'm asking about the subject at hand, introducing my boyfriend to my parents. Please help!

[snowangle]

I dated a drug addict last year... One of my worst decisions. But I won't lecture you. I'm sure you already know what you're doing isn't the best idea.

Just talk to your parents before he comes. Tell them that he treats you respectfully and any other positive qualities that he has. And I recommend being open with your parents about his issues. They only want what's best for you and you shouldn't get into the habit of hiding things from them. People involved with drugs can be very manipulative and you don't want to do this on your own. Your parents may notice his BS before you do.

[Anonymous]

Maybe you shouldn't introduce him to your parents. Honestly, is that really the type a guy you want to show of to your mom and dad? Or you could just go the other route and flat out tell your parents..."Hey mom and dad I'm dating a drug dealer, could we invite him to dinner so you can meet him...I'm sure you'll love him and if you need fix I'm sure he can supply you."

[Nastya]

And he really wants to meet your parents? Are you asking us how to tell your parents that he is a drug dealer? Why don't you try to put yourself in their shoes - would you like your daughter to date a drug dealer and bring him to your house?

[kheserthorpe]

I suspect he will avoid your parents.

Problem solved.

BTW, do his friends and family actually know you're his girlfriend, or are you 'keeping it quiet'?

[MrOracle]

You're asking this question because you know there's no good answer. Maybe you should think about why that is...

[Averageusername]

Just make sure he's not stoned out of his mind when he meets them