Polls

People are too worried about debates. 95% of voters already chose years ago. And the debates are always harsher on the responsible Dem…and the bar set REAL low for the idiot Repub.

Yes, there will be those that will want to say it's equally both but that's cheating 😋. Gotta pick only one☝. So, which is it for you?

Option 1: If you get sick, you'll never get sick from that illness again. Caught COVID-19? Once your body deals with it once, you'll never catch it again. Even if you inject 5 syringes worth of it directly into your bloodstream, your body will still perfectly fight it out. This applies to any and all illnesses, as long as you catch them once.

Option 2: Choose how heavy you want to be, and then you'll weigh that much. If you want to lose weight, just choose a weight that sounds good to you, do some light exercise (walking to the bathroom would count as exercise), and then you'll weigh how much you chose. Want to gain weight? Just choose your weight, and you'll gain that much after your next meal, snack, or next time you eat something. Your body type will stay the same as it is now. Your weight will remain exactly what you chose until you change it.

Option 3: All of your senses will be in peak condition. You'll have 20/20 vision, be able to hear a conversation three houses away, have a nose comparable to a dog, and all of your senses will be perfect. The only way to damage them is for you to die. You can even put on a pair of glasses and stare at the sun, and your eyes will remain 20/20. On the topic of your eyes, you could donate your eyes, and the person who receives them will have the same benefits. (Are eye donations even a thing?)

Option 4: You can eat whatever you want, and it will give you all the benefits and nutrients that your body is in need of at the time. If you need more iron, just eat a wooden plank; you'll get your iron from it.

Option 5: You have the ability to decide if you want children or want to catch an STD. Condoms are no longer needed; just say, "I want a child" or "I don't want a child," and the next time you have sex, you'll have a child. Same thing with STD's. You can decide when or if you'll get an STD.

The fight takes place in an octagon cage. It has five rounds; each round is 5 minutes long, with a 1-minute break in between.

You have 1 week of prep time, and both you and your opponent are bare-handed, which means your opponent is bloodlusted.

Karate guy is a kyokushin practitioner who has done the 100-man kumite, and he's Hajime Kazumi in his prime.

Taekwondo guy uses WTF (the one used in the Olympics) style; he has 2 gold and 1 bronze medal from the Olympics, and he's Steven López in his prime.

Boxer Guy is an undefeated boxer who defeated Canelo Álvarez, and he holds the WBA light heavyweight world title. He's Dmitry Bivol.