Questions

The news in these here parts is the local seals have started eating the local dolphins and porpoises. Apparently, the males are also snacking on seal pups too. I've also read that over half of people who regularly swim with seals have missing fingers.

According to reports, Welsh, Irish, and Cornish seals are copying each other causing the behaviour to spread.

Now I've seen umpteen seals and dolphins, even when I'm swimming, they keep their distance although seals will stare at you. However many are now asking if seals eat dolphins and each other what's stopping them eating people?

There are huge numbers of seals around the UK so I reckon it's only a matter of time before some kid on a li-lo gets chomped and the tourist board has to cover it up

A custard slice (UK) or snot block (Australia) is loosely based on the French mille-feuille. It consists of a block of congealed custard sandwiched between two thin layers of puff pastry and topped with icing. I'm not sure if you have them in the USA or if they're even legal.

Personally, I think it's one of the worst patisseries going, but they sell well, so someone must be buying them, yet I've yet to meet anyone who's actually made one. I even know of one place that sells the off cuts at reduced price.

Perhaps it's because I think custard should be boiling hot and runny, something you pour over a pudding. Cold, firm custard doesn't do it for me. Don't get me started on the piece of crap that's crème brùlee, don't pour custard into a pot and pretend it's a dessert.