myTakes

Whether we believe it or not we all come from somewhere, and it is a law in life that everything must return to the point origin. The real man is not physical body, but the spirit. The physical body is like a cloth we all...

We like to write off curses. We say that everything has a rational and completely mundane explanation but at the end of the day might that just be because we don't want to live in a world where things like curses...

The U.S. government spent 2.6 million dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/05/...drink.html The U.S. government spent $750,000 on a new soccer field for...

It's 12:41 a.m. ...and my eyes are half-mast from a tragedy that is my Night Owl Syndrome. Now, 12:41 isn't late for me (or anyone for that matter) and considering the river of coffee that just detoured into my...

So, for those of you just jumping into this little series please go read part one first.. As promised in part one, this time I will categorize people into a few main categories and tell you who you should be looking for...

I'm Norwegian and these are my top 10 reasons why I love my country. 1) Nature "Trolltunga" is a famous Norwegian mountain which is a popular tourist attraction. The stone which sticks out looks like a tongue, therefor...

I have been wanting to do this since high school, never got around to it until now. It is a letter of promises to the woman I decide to marry when I find her. With added pictures for gag. My truly dear love, As you read...

Different-colored leaves, sweater-wearing season, nighttime coming sooner........ It's fall now and we're all excited! And not only that, it's October AND WE'RE ALL EXCITED FOR HALLOWEEN! It doesn't matter how old you...

These cartoon and video game inspired mixed drinks will help you enjoy your alcohol and your life a little better! The Dipper Tipper This drink will make you feel sweaty and awkward. Inspired by Gravity Falls’ very own...

Hello my love. At the time of this writing, barring the most incredible of circumstances, we have yet to meet. And yet, I love you. Yes, I truly, deeply, with all of my heart and every fiber of my being, love you. Do you...

5. Marylin Manson Although very controversial (and me being religious), I find his music appealing to me for some reason, even though it's only been about a few months since I've started listening to him. He calls himself...

1. Don't like guys who are crybabies I'm so emotional and women don't like emotionally weak men. I cry more than once a week because of the past memories that haunt me. There are nights where I cry myself to sleep. People...

"Dude, why are you always attracted to Asian girls, do you have yellow fever or something bro?" As a guy who happens to find Asian women attractive, few terms annoy me as much as this one. The insinuation that being...

I can only imagine the backlash and hate. This is written by a raped and abused bisexual male. You can call me a white male pig. 1. The White Feather Women gave men between ages of 18-25 a white feather for not joining...

While Camelorum Adventures (it's on DeviantArt) may be written as a comedy, it does contain some dystopian overtones. Some might even think that Dromedary Heights is descending into a police state at the rate the city...

Sometimes Hollywood can really nail A reboot but more often than not they don't. Fantastic Four, Ghostbusters and of course Batman Vs. Superman are all perfect examples of Hollywood pushing a turd up hill with over...

I was going to post another proper MyTake tonight, probably something about social justice or politics or something like that. But just as I was about to write it I thought "what's the point." Sure, the MyTake will...

Over the Years Over my years of living I couldn't tell you how many relationships I've been in. I get friends ask me all the time "How do you get so many women Connor?" and "I've been single for 9 months! You've had 4...

Those who plan on joining the military may want to make sure they don't have the following mental health conditions. Keep in mind that I'm not discouraging anyone from joining the military. You might still be able to join...

This Take was spurred on when I realized that an actor I like was in one of my favorite games of all time, Fallout New Vegas, not after recognizing him during the well over 300 hours I'd sunk into the game, but after...