Comebacks to use on my boyfriend?

[xbabyx2]

so my boyfriend and I always kid around. no big deal. it doesn't bother me. if you're going to say "you don't deserve that, dump him" don't even answer please. - anyways. so he goofs around about how I'm 2 years younger than him. he'll kid and say I'm only 14 to random people lol I'm 16. usually I just say no I'm not and laugh. what are some funny things to say when he does this?

[ButtaFly]

Hmmm...it depends...u can say a FEW things...and sarcastic comebacks are my specialties! lol...here are a few comebacks:

"Yea, this is my grandpa..."

"haha...let me introduce you to the NEW R. Kelly."

LoL...gimme a lil' more detail about ur boyfriend & I'm SURE I could come up with a lot more material for u!

; )

[xbabyx2]

Well he's a very outgoing guy. very obnoxiously funny. he's a little bit out there and is not afraid to be loud. uhm he's kinda short, but taller than I am. he plays baseball and he has a nice body :] lol he's filipino. uhm what else would you like to know?

[butterfly-girl]

Say something like "thank God I'm not as old as you" or " I'm grateful I'm not getting old as fast as you are " :))

[stevo]

Tease him about his age a little.

[xbabyx2]

Details? like what?

[stevo]

Say something like, 'Well, at least I'm not as old and frail like you'.