FARTS!! Guys how would you react if your gf accidentally farted in front of you?

Question

Has it ever happened? What did you say? Was she embarrassed? Is it normal to fart in front of your partner? 

I can't imagine ever doing this, but what if one day it happens accidentally? Should I cry and run away?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I had that happen to me once by accident, lol. I was beyond mortified and just wanted to die on the spot :P I was spending the night over at his place and after we finished watching a movie together we started being goofy/fooling around and he randomly started tickling me. I'm extremely ticklish and as I was squirming to get away and laughing uncontrollably it just slipped out even though I was trying to hold it in, ahaha. I was so mortified and just wanted to disappear forever but he just laughed and teased me about it for a good two minutes, lol. It was the first time I ever did that in front of him and he was just so amused by it, lol. There has never been a repeat since and we've known each other for five years :) He just wouldn't let it go because he knows I'm pretty shy about bodily functions & that he caught me in the act ahaha ;) Hope that answered your question

Lena19 · Accepted Answer

You shouldn't cry, speaking from a girls point of view, it's natural. Though the guy will repeatedly fart, or maybe it's just my boyfriend who does that, and occassionally will give you a dutch oven. I got upset last night that my boyfriend kept on doing it on purpose and told him the next time he does it, I'm going to hit him in the balls. He didn't believe me, so he did it again and so I hit him in the balls. For the rest of the night, he did not do that again.

Hidden_P · Accepted Answer

My boyfriend laughed the first time.
I refused to fart in front of him but sadly I get very painful trapped wind if I don't. So I was holding it in and he leant over and pushed his hand down on my tummy.

It. Was. So. Loud. He burst out laughing for about 10 minutes, tears down his face.

Nowadays if I do it, he pretends to look disgusted and then grins at me.

It's not the end of the world. Just enjoy the joke and laugh it off.

OptimisticallyBryant · Accepted Answer

I would laugh and release the fart I was holding in at the time. It happens. I dint know why girls try to hold them in. All you're doing is causing unnecessary discomfort for yourself. Let it out around me and lets enjoy a laugh. But, I'm a "bad boy" and that type of thing doesn't bother me. Im not your average "Joe".

WhoTheHellKnows · Accepted Answer

Omg really? You're a goober! It's a natural body function. Cut that thing loose! It's uncomfortable to hold those in. Let them out! At first he'll think it's funny then after a while he won't noticevthem anymore. Unless they smell. Then he'll gag and be very proud of you

Findingmyway · Answer

Everybody farts... True story... But not me... Ever.. Its the cat.. Lmao..

Cowboy6666 · Answer

Ahahahahahahahaha..

electromagnetic · Answer

I do it. Boyfriend or guy friend. It's gotta come out.  Holding farts in are really painful and not healthy. If he gets to fart, I'm gonna let it rip better than bayblade.

Ir-Kitty · Answer

One of my cousin did but its nature of most animals, yes she embarrassed. cry? nope Personally I dont care, let it out if you can control it do it somewhere that isn't anybody or WC

MaxFe · Answer

Small laugh...  If I detect that she feels bad for it I would say "chill, all good"  and forget after 5 min tops

Hans222 · Answer

Haha I would find it funny... it's nature you know. Can happen :-) I'd probably grab my nose and make a joke but I'd not love her any less for it!

Alexious · Answer

I'd be like was that it? Then, I'd let one rip and I'd blow the house down and I'd be like... ''Beat that brah'' *THUG LIFE MUSIC*

Heathrowguy · Answer

Laugh & grin. But be really amazed if she did fart in public. That would be shocking to say the least.

glock33sig357 · Answer

If you can't fart in my presence your not for me! which means your risking your health and comfort for appearances bullshit...

1685684378994 · Answer

I would burst out laughing. Farting makes me laugh.

Anonymous · Answer

"Women don't fart. They hold it in, and it comes out as drama." 😋 I kid, I kid.

BumbleDeev · Answer

If I were a guy then I would laugh my ass off. I think couples should feel free to fart and burp and everything else in front of each other ;P

AleDeEurope · Answer

I would look at her and start laughing. There's nothing wrong with an accidental fart haha

mutedaisy · Answer

I've never farted in front of my boyfriend. I guess if I did I'd say excuse me.

SirRichardFitswell · Answer

I would laugh. Maybe say "nice push" to make her laugh.

Rogue2 · Answer

No, it's natural. If he say, couldn't accept that, or her for that matter, they're not worth the effort. We're human.

69face · Answer

I love it when she farts especially in a 69 or when I go down on her from behind its a turn on. 😃

RickHasslehoff · Answer

I'd look really surpised and would start to wonder when the hell i got a girlfriend :P

KleinTeef · Answer

It's happened before, and we just end up laughing together. Nothing wrong about it.

gapminder · Answer

Lol! Probably laugh it off. I had a girl fart in my face while in 69 position. We both laughed or assess off!

Ihav2fart · Answer

:o I swear I submitted a comment to this question last night. -_-

MyUsernameRules · Answer

Lol I don't know but I wish it never happens. Huge turn off.

loveskittens · Answer

I would laugh but I wouldn't think any less of her. It happens to everyone at some point.

Noboddy · Answer

My wife does it all the time and we just laugh about it because i fart too. Who cares?

htown_stoner281 · Answer

i believe a girl should not fart infront of me if she does ill probably just stop talkin to her... i also believe girls dont fart

Words_and_Wisdom · Answer

Oddly enough, I find it a turn on, especially if she can laugh it off. It's more charming for a woman to be 'unlady like.'

blondfrog · Answer

I'd smell it to smell if her brand smelled good my favorite is the grasshopper slash lawnmower smell :P.

Anonymous · Answer

lol I would just smile and laugh. No big deal. We all do it. Hopefully she would see the funny side too

Anonymous · Answer

I've never had this happen where it was really obvious but I think if it did my boyfriend would either ignore it or make fun of me lol

grahamcracka · Answer

my last would fart in my lap all the time!!! I hated it but then I'd do it back and we'd make out

micheal727jovanie · Answer

Challenge accepted!!! >:D

SurströmmingLover · Answer

I would give her a kiss

Anonymous · Answer

Happening bloody every single day :) and its stinks lol

puncakegirl · Answer

Fart back at her and laugh their asses off

apexalpha · Answer

Act normal, whats the big deal

Entrieton · Answer

*sniff* *sniff* mmm smells good honey

redhotchillipapers · Answer

Lol i gonna give her answer with another fart

JackKerouac77 · Answer

Immediate death

_lovii_ · Answer

Omg it's almost like she's human...

Anonymous · Answer

major tun off

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