I would tell her that she is too controlling, some of the items on the list are absolutely ridiculous.
ex: (the last one) if I'm at work and she texts me, more than likely I will be way to busy to text back. I can't drop everything just to text her back when I'm working. I will eventually text her back when I can.
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Wow is all I can say to that list. "You are to never take longer than 10 mins to text me back" What if he is sleeping or in the shower or driving? Whoever wrote this is crazy and controlling.
Grab her by the throat and fuck her into submission while you yell: FUCK YOUR RULES YOU PRINCESS BITCH!
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I would wish her good luck with the next contestant, say adios, and never look back at her.
She can write lists all she wants. But she needs to learn that that doesn't change the way you live your life one bit... And if she ever uses the list in order to blame you for not living by it, you tell her that that's not how relationships work. And if she thinks that making a list like this is normal, she'll have to look for someone else, because you don't do that.
She will fight you and half heartedly break up with you or give you some bullshit ultimatum after blaming you for some other stupid thing that you did, and she'll compare it to this list, which is bullshit. Then you ignore her. Either forever or until she calms down and apologises.
Key is to not mention the list ever unless she does. For you, there is no list. There's just a note that's meant to be a joke. A bad joke. but that's ok, because she's not a comedian.Unless I'd want to be a bonded slave, NOO!
I can agree to all except the 10 minutes texting, restriction to talk to and hang out with my friends and not to talk or follow a girl on social media. What if I have a school friend who is a girl, huh?
I don't stare girls, I walk away irl when girls are around, I'd love to say "I love you everyday", that "How high princess" is cute actually so others aren't really annoying but the only place where I talk to girls is internet so that's not the deal. Moreover, she can also check my phone whenever she wants.I agree with some things but the rest are just atrocious! I would think this chick is crazy and I will tell that guy to 'RUN! RUN FAST!'
Especially with: 'If I catch you around girls I kill you :)'. Chick is nuts!After I finished laughing, I would realize that my girlfriend at least has the decency to put all of her crazy demands in writing. Unlike all other females, who have equally crazy demands that they keep hidden just so they can have something to bitch about when their guy unknowingly violates one.
I'd say say sorry but that F*ck that B*tch if she finds this list fit for a serious relationship she might as well date a dog.
The guy surly does not deserve this parole officer to criminal relationship... she should tone it down for real because he is not an servant just a boy.
Piece of advice to the boy: Don't do it, break up with her like yesterday.
Advice to the girl: Get help you because you do not want to bring the fears you from your last relationship into the new oneI would tear the list in half and tell a girl I will only agree to some rules on her list as long as I make her a list and she agrees to an equal number of rules on my list. Otherwise there will be no list of rules and if she doesn't like it then she can find a guy that's willing to be a pushover.
This is craziness. There are certainly lines that one shouldnโt cross while in a relationship, but this is beyond excessive.
They're not unreasonable. I would agree to several of these rules.
Certain rules are reasonable but let the guy live a bit
If this is a joke, I'd say it's a good one.
If it's not, I'd advise this girl to seek professional help, as it's likely that she's suffering from several personality and/or emotional disorders.This is very controlling and could be taken as quite abusive behavior on her part. Unfortunately, the girl who handed this set of unrealistic rules, is going to find herself alone. She needs help and has serious control issues.
There's a pretty darn good chance I'm walking away from her.
I make the rules, she doesn't. If she doesn't like it, there is a nice door over there...
And that's why I prefer to be single. She wants a servant not a boyfriend 😂
Stop you are exposing the hidden truth about how girls want guys to act & behave.
I would assume she is a comedian because that thing is a joke.
She can get to f, talk about girls controlling the relationship lol that is just mad, i would dump her like immediately lol.
Nut job. I work so i can't text her back all the time. I be she also thinks she can do this to him and hang out with her friends. Nut job. She'd be broken up with so quick, her ass would replace her face and vis versa
Make sure she understands that I HAVE A LIFE. And if she insists, ill leave her. I dont want such a possessive girlfriend.
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