How can you tell the difference between falling in love and indigestion?

[exitseven]

[DaveToo]

Do you burp a lot? That's indigestion.
If your heart hurts but only when you're apart from your true love, that's not indigestion.

[exitseven]

What about if you burp when you are apart from your true love?

[DaveToo]

Burp = indigestion
Heart hurt = Love

[exitseven]

got it. you should write for dear abbby

[DaveToo]

LOL! She's dead.

[exitseven]

that is why they need somebody like you.

[DaveToo]

Thanks for the MHO!

[MCheetah]

Love lasts after getting up off the toilet.

[KimmyKimmy]

The only way to know for sure is to take two Alka-Seltzer tablets.

[exitseven]

If it goes away it is indigestion and if it doesn't then it is love?

[KimmyKimmy]

Bingo.

[exitseven]

😁😁😁😁 thank you kimmy

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Butterflies or burps.

[Still-alive]

I think im in love... no wait *buuuurrrrp*

just gas :P

[loves2learn]

Need some gas-x? :)

[exitseven]

Which is which?

[Still-alive]

i thought i needed some lovin but yeah that'll do lol

[loves2learn]

Butterflies=love
Burps=indigestion
Pukes=food poisoning

[exitseven]

@loves2learn thanks for that. After all this time I thought I was in love and it turns out that it was food poisoning. No wonder my toenails turned black.

[loves2learn]

@exitseven you are welcome. I recommend a doctor take a look at those toes. Lol

[exitseven]

I had ptoenail poisoning.

[loves2learn]

Is the “p” silent like in “pterodactyl”?

[exitseven]

@loves2learn Yes silent like in ptomaine poisoning.

[loves2learn]

Thanks for the mho. 🥰

[Coulis]

It's both because I have fallen in love with a meal before and the indigestion afterwards is absolutely worth it.

[OnTheLevel]

Take Pepto Bismol. If the feeling goes away, it was indigestion.

[exitseven]

yes, now we need to have a cure for that other thing.

[OnTheLevel]

Just enjoy the disease

[Wiredone]

Being in love, you can't stop thinking about the person. Love, you feel in the pit of your stomach. Indigestion you feel more higher up in your stomach.

[RasberrySlushPuppy]

falling in love doesn't feel uncomfortable? or did i something wrong

[FýrdracaDócincel]

Lol I'm sending this to my friends on FB.

[msc545]

Indigestion hurts less.

[Anonymous]

Love makes me fart. Indegestion makes me burp

[Jouth]

I can't, that's why I'm so fat.