Girls, Women , why is a guy texting you so important?

888theGreat
"It has been 5 seconds and he hasnt texted me back". "Is our relationship in trouble?"
"It has been 5 seconds and he hasn't texted me back". "Is our relationship in trouble?"
Reasons why he might not text you back in 5 seconds
1) He has a life
2) He just talked to you
3) He has job to keep
4) Someone else is texting him or he actually uses phone for calls
5) He is taking a Shit
6) He is wiping his ass from taking a Shit
7) He is driving
8) He is eating
9) He is walking the dog
10) (and this is important) he is shopping on my Etsy shop

Her responses

1) He doesn't love me anymore
2) I am not important to him
3) How dare he talk to his mother instead of me
4) He better be at the Emergency Room
5) Is our relationship in trouble
6) Who is the other Bitch?
7) He has never taken longer than 5 seconds before
8) I never want to see him again
9) He better be buying me something then
10) No text , no nudes buddy

I just know he is breaking up with me (bonus)
Women are verbal
Proves physically talking to women is a waste because they never really listen to guys anyway
It takes time for a guy to do it and requires effort
women are idiots
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Girls, Women , why is a guy texting you so important?
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