How would you feel/react if your partner visits you for the first time and says this about your place?

[Still-alive]

its just seven seconds :P

[Sour-rose]

...*goes get my red toy glock and loads it with white bullets and shoot him in the face*

Context: White bullets- they don't hurt but unlike the orange bullets that stick to windows and shi, they don't stick.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

"What the f**k did you just say about my place?"

"Sorry but you just lost your welcome!"

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I would ask them to please leave my residence and move on, he/she is unwelcome.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Thanks for MHO :)

[ShesRad80]

tell them wipe your shoes before you enter

[menina]

I would tell him to leave then.

[Grovermint]

It's your piece of shit, stupid.