Why he mad at me?

[purplepoppy]

Me and my partner have been on this diet a while and he says let's have a cheat day. So I slept with 3 of his mates and now he mad at me why is that?

[razelove]

Women tend to get angry when you make more eskimo sisters among their friends too, it took me a while to realize why as well. It's a self-fault issue though, if you brag about how great your partner is in bed to your friends over and over, and met them in a club...

[AviatorTom]

I really have no idea why he mad at you. Maybe he's upset because he cheated too... with food... and he's jealous of what you did. "Gee, if only I'd thought of that"

[mandyfire98]

He didn't specify. You took part in the cheat day as you were asked to. It wasn't a no sausage day, also there's no clarification on how many different sausages. You technically could've had more than 3.

[douride2]

Beats me. He was the one that brought up the cheat day was he not?

[motownplayer2000]

That is a hilarious joke if it is a joke.. or you should be really dumb if you are actually unsure. The way you prefaced it saying you were on a diet tells me you know what you are talking about so I’ll just say it’s a joke!

[KostasKouvalis]

What? You have a partner? Don't take this the wrong way, but you're too promiscuous to have a partner. As for an answer to your question he's probably angry because you just happened to pick the three blokes that had bigger schlongs than him

[CalmUntilAbused]

You do realize it's most likely a joke (though given that we're talking about the Western world, it's not certain)?

[Luopio27]

Is this the same guy who needed a sock to get a hard on?

[BoopBoopBeep]

Because the caloric diet meant neither of you could do more than starfish and he was surprised how easy it could be.

[molonski2]

ONLY 3 ! Thats not very generous , the dude should be thankful.

[The-Stud]

You diet together then you gotta cheat together
Invite him next time..!

[Andres77]

I think you might be on different diets. 🤔

😂😂😂

[DJB72]

I'm assuming you mean simultaneously... He's mad he wasn't one of them

[Pete671]

You were only burning off the calories from that cheat pizza, maybe he's jealous that 3 of your female friends wouldn't let him have them?,,,

[LiamJHayden]

lol Questions like this are part of why you are so beloved on here.

[Surely]

I’ll have to remember this. Starting a diet soon!

[LadiesFavoriteToy]

Cheat day? Must be a liberal who has no moral compass.

[Charliefretz329]

He should’ve known better to explain himself with a firebrand like you 😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Cheers To Cheat Day!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m still laughing about this & thanks for making my day.

[Anonymous]

You decide what you eat on chest day
I always ate her friends on cheat day

[Opinion Owner]

Cheat*

[Gauravshah23]

You disappointed him he thought you will sleep with his other 12 mates too. ☺️

[Anonymous]

There's nothing more pathetic than a woman trying to be funny.

[Tapeworm]

She's not trying to be funny, she's luring in some horror cocks!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

There’s nothing more pathetic than someone having to go anonymous to TRY (but failed) to insult someone…

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[CalmUntilAbused]

It's a joke, right?

[Jersey2]

Yes, yes it is.

[Shedzij567]

You slept with 3? Tell me it was a gang bang

[andreasderjuengere]

I think it's because you outnumbered him :)

[Sparkie460]

Tell him to have a snack and get over it

[serenalovesramen]

I just understood this 🤣

[FenixG45]

Well, did he specify it was about eating?

[Jmmmfi4]

GEE I WONDER

[Kouin915]

Hah, I see what you did there.

[Gent207-2]

Noice 🤣

[Miristheiss]

Good one.

[RavVid]

Funny :)

[glennos89]

😂😂😂 good one

[Z1pTD]

LMAO 🤣

[Anonymous]

Lol too funny

[Bklynbadboy12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[riverrat3]

He has no reason

[Anonymous]

lol 😂