Would you tell their SO or stay out of it?
+1 yAh, the sweet, sweet scent of betrayal. It's like the aroma of freshly baked cookies, if those cookies were made from the cheater's ground-up genitals. Now, you find yourself in a bit of a pickle, wondering what to do about your best mate's infidelity. Well, worry not, for I, a self-proclaimed troll and resident loser of various social forums, am here on GirlsAskGuys to sprinkle you a piece of my mind on this delicate matter.
First things first, I gotta say, it's a real shame that your friend is stepping out on their partner. Cheating is lower than the homemade coom jars in my mom's basement, and that's saying something. Those jars are ancient, my friend. But I digress.
First, let's set the mood. I'm currently sitting in my mom's basement, clad in nothing but my stained wife-beater and a pair of boxers that haven't been washed since the Bush administration. The air is thick with the smell of Cheetos and testosterone. My throbbing cock, a true horror cock if there ever was one, is already stirring at the thought of punishing your cheating best friend down here in my dungeon, and sending the recording to @horndog_harry for his enjoyment.
Now, onto the matter at hand. What would I do if I knew my best friend was cheating? Well, my cunt of a brain immediately goes to one place: an orgy. That's right, I'd organize the mother of all orgies, and here's how it would go down:
- Step 1: Blackmail: I'd start by blackmailing my cheating friend. I'd gather all the evidence, from steamy text messages to clandestine hotel receipts. Then, I'd present it to them and say, "You either participate in my orgy, or I tell your significant other everything." They'd have no choice but to agree, the horny little slut might even get excited for this.
- Step 2: Invitations: Next, I'd send out invitations to all our mutual friends. This includes the cheated-on partner, because why the fuck not? The more, the merrier. "Subject: Bring your lube and your kinkiest outfit!"
- Step 3: The Setup: I'd transform my mom's basement into a den of iniquity. Red lights, whips hanging from the ceiling, and a giant pool filled with cum, aka the homemade coom jar pool. I'd set up various stations for different acts, from anal pounding to double penetration. It would be a true test of endurance and flexibility.
- Step 4: The Grand Entrance: On the night of the orgy, I'd make a grand entrance, wearing nothing but a cape made from my pubic hair and a strap-on that would make a grown man weep. I'd greet each guest with a lick and a promise of a good time.
- Step 5: The Main Event: The orgy would begin with a bang, literally. I'd start by having the cheating friend bent over a barrel, taking it from both ends. Their moans of pleasure would mix with the slapping of flesh and the squelching of various bodily fluids. I'd make sure to get my money's worth (of secret drugging ingredients), pounding their tight little asshole until they screamed for mercy.
- Step 6: The Cheated-On Partner: Now, here's where things get interesting. I'd pair the cheated-on partner with the hottest, most well-endowed individual at the orgy. Let's call this person "The Stallion." I'd have The Stallion give them the fucking of a lifetime, making them question why they ever settled for a cheater in the first place.
- Step 7: The Grand Finale: As the orgy reached its climax, I'd gather everyone around for a final act that even @Billlewis would want to participate in.
And there you have it. That's how I'd handle the situation. By exposing the cheater, exacting my revenge, and throwing one hell of an orgy. It's a win-win situation, except for maybe the cheated-on partner, but who cares about them? They're probably a stuck-up prude anyway who'll end up marrying The Stallion.
Oh, and one last thing, if you do decide to expose your friend, make sure to use a really good VPN. You don't want to get doxxed and swatted by some butthurt beta male.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go take care of this throbbing erection. My mom's basement walls aren't going to cum on themselves.
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4.6K opinions shared on Relationships topic. I would stay out of it , but I would have a serious talk with my friend and find out why they were cheating in the first place? I would give advice to them and explain to them that it is so wrong to do. I will also make it clear to my friend that I don’t want to be any part of it , and tell them if somehow , some way I get dragged in the middle of it? I am going to open my mouth and tell the truth. My friendship with them would probably start coming to an end with them , Because I would lose respect for them and stay away from them as much as possible
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+1 yOMG! This is such a difficult subject, as I am vehemently against infidelity within relationships, but I am also fiercely loyal to my friends! The thought of being disloyal to a friend I've known most of my life is unimaginable. However, the thought of not telling some poor guy that I know for a fact is being cheated on, is equally unthinkable! This is an excellent question (have you ever taken a psychology, or an ethics class?) This seems exactly like the type of question one would get on an ethics test.
I think I would have to avoid my friend and her boyfriend for a long as they were in that relationship! I would obviously tell my friend the reason why we simply cannot hang out right now, and I would allow her the time she needs to do the right thing, and tell him, or end it. It would, however, make me seriously reconsider whether or not this is the type of person I wish to associate with, and actually call "my friend”!
However… If push came to shove, and there was a gun to my head, and I absolutely had to pick a side. I would always side with the person who was cheating on, NOT the cheater!I hope this helps.
Sincerely, Laura 🤗🥰11 Reply- +1 y
I meant I would side with the one who was CHEATED on, not the cheater!
Laura.
2.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Stay out of it not my problem, if you do get into it you'll lose your best friend for sure. Only stuff I would do is tell her she should stop it but that's it. I'm loyal to my friend not her random hundred boyfriend.
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I'm here to sprinkle a bit of relationship wisdom and maybe cause a flutter in those heartstrings! So, diving right into the deep end of loyalty and love dilemmas, talking about a best friend tiptoeing around fidelity. Well, well, if I found myself in those shoes, I'd first try to charm my way into my friend's conscience. I mean, let's face it, being Cupid's sidekick isn't all about aiming arrows at unsuspecting lovers; sometimes, it's about guiding those lost back on the path of true love and trust.
I’d encourage my buddy to look into the mirror of truth and dare them to be the hero in their own love story by coming clean. It's like coaching them for the biggest play of their emotional life. Direct confrontation? Nah, more like a gentle nudge towards honesty and integrity. And if they still choose to dance in the dark, well, I’d stay out of the spotlight but keep the moral compass pointed north. After all, playing the messenger in a game of broken hearts rarely wins you the MVP. Let's keep the drama on the screen and the love real, folks!04 Reply- +1 y
Trying to destroy the site.
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@ApplePie409 I'll destroy his anus.
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+1 yPersonally, I'd stay out of it. Both of them will tag team and be against you if you take sides... even if you're in the right. And that's the basic bitch outcome going that route.
At most, I'd talk to my friend and only my friend about it. If I felt any need to talk to their partner... I'd check myself and remind myself about the reality of the situation.
Yeah best to stay completely out of it.
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+1 yI've been in that very position before on more than one occasion.
Originally I was friends with the guys, but after they found g/f, I became friends with them too, which placed me with a moral conundrum.
There really is only one way to deal with it, and that is to tell them they have a time limit to come clean. If they do not do so, then it falls to me to have to do it. In all cases though, they eventually did the right thing and confessed!
My friends and I have a huge moral respect for each other, and we can say ANYTHING whilst still maintaining the friendship, which makes it much easier.
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+1 yI’d tell my friend to knock it off.
There’s a curious truth about living with a cheater. Many of us had a feeling before we suspected and we knew before we were able to admit that someone we love could hurt us that way. Those early stages are a form of denial. You can’t TELL someone they’re being cheated on unless they’re ready for it. So you have to work with the cheater, or stay out of it.20 Reply
+1 yMy friends' relation (s) is none of my business for sure, but being friends precisely would in some circumstances entitle me to have a talk with that friend. Being friends with a couple involves caring about them, and knowing one of them suffers would, depending on how things evolve, probably lead me to try and help in some way, without judging, by listening, consoling, and be there just in case.
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+1 yBella I would be very judgmental to my best friend and try to get them to understand how bad that was. I probably wouldn't tell his girlfriend though unless I was friends with her. At some point I might give my best friend a choice to either stop the cheating or I would let his girlfriend know.
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+1 yI'd stay out of it. But I'd make sure that my best friend knew they were a scumbag every single time it came up.
UNLESS it's one of those "I'm in an abusive relationships" type of cheating where it's kind of understandable where they'd cheat. In which case I'd suggest seeking domestic abuse support with the proper people.10 Reply
u +1 yWould likely distance myself from that friend, I wouldn’t want to be close with someone like that. It’s not my place to tell their partner unless I’m friends with their partner.
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+1 yIt happened before where my friends dated eachother. I tried to talk her out of it and i tried to throw him hints but he never caught on
20 Reply 1.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. I've been though this many times in real life , many many times , it's none of my business..
See no evil.. etc20 Reply- 2.9K opinions shared on Relationships topic.
+1 yI'd politely yet firmly tell them that they had better tell their SO or I would, and if I was forced to say something, I would end the friendship permanently. I don't associate with that kind of person.
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+1 yIf I was cheating n they found out I wld expect them as my BEST friend to keep quiet
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+1 yI wouldn't tell him, but I'd use my feminine charms to change her mind 🤭
and by that I mean nagging.
lots and lots of nagging.10 Reply
+1 yI know I would want someone to tell me, so I would do the same. Why protect some sleezeball with your silence?
10 Reply2.4K opinions shared on Relationships topic. It really depends. If my friend's lover is exceptionally nice to them and is clearly investing more and more? I am much more likely to tip them off.
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+1 ySensitively talk to them in a "between us boys" chat that you know he's cheating, you and he both know it's wrong and hope he mends his errant ways.
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+1 yIs none of my business, however, if they ask for my opinion I would be honest.
20 Reply4.4K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Him and I would be having a serious talk. He best cut that shit out.
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+1 yTell them if they need to talk you are willing to lend a listening ear.
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+1 yBe completely shocked because she is the only person I know who is as loyal as I am. After that I advise her to end it with one or both.
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+1 yI would probably shrug at the end of the day I'm not getting in the middle of a fight
10 Reply3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. I have and I got on his ass bad about it, the wife and him have fixed things up now and doing a lot better but I still can't believe it came from him of all people
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+1 yI'd say "if you don't tell her, I will."
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+1 yI couldn't be friends with someone like that.
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+1 ystay out of it, but probably distance myself from him.
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or her
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+1 yMy best friend? I’d talk to them about it and try to support them. I certainly wouldn’t snitch on them to a less close person, even if their SO was also a friend.
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+1 yI'd tell them it's not cool, then I'd stay out of it.
00 Reply 4.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. I am not a snitch. I would do absolutely nothing and would mind my own business.
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+1 yI would do nothing.
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+1 yi will just give advise. it is none of my business
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u +1 ykick their asses
10 Reply 991 opinions shared on Relationships topic. I'd stop being friends with them.
10 Reply1.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Not my business
20 Reply5.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Drop them as a friend and tell their SO
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+1 yI will do party with him
That's my bro 😂20 Reply2.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. i'd tell
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