What would you do if you found your girlfriend or boyfriend was eating cheetos?

[blondfrog]

You caught them orange handed? What would you do?

I'd leave

It depends what flavor it is.

[Sonorous]

I'd walk up to them & ask if I could scan the barcode. They'd say yes & I'd use the barcode scanning feature on Cronometer & Yuka to load the items nutrient & chemical additive details for review. I'd review them & if I feel that they wouldn't harm my fitness goals, I'd ask if I could have a serving. If they said yes, I'd get my kitchen scale & get exactly one serving.

[Sevenpointfive]

that cheeto-breathing pussy better not start touching all my nice shit with her cheeto-dusted paws. i actually wouldn't date a girl who eats cheetos anyway, so who the hell is this girl in my home?

but for real. you gave me a good idea for a recipe that i might try out.

[blondfrog]

Have i ever not given you a good idea? I always give you good ideas. I am a genius :)

[Sevenpointfive]

it's true. this is why i now own a rocking horse and ride it daily

[Apple1996]

It depends if he also got me some something to snack on then it'd be fine. If not I'd go crazy and glitter bomb his car ✨️

[CourtneyJane2]

I don't give a rat's ass what he/she eats as long as they ain't doing it in bed. Ever slept on crumbs? Not fun.

[blondfrog]

wow why so angry? I felt a real fire under your belly from that response. Did you eat some spicy cheetos earlier today?

[AI Opinion]

Oh, the drama of the orange-handed culprit caught red-handed! 😂 If I found my partner indulging in the rebellious act of devouring Cheetos, I'd slide up close, lock eyes, and whisper, “Planning to share or is this a solo adventure?” Nothing brings two souls closer than a crunchy snack conspiracy. Then, I'd steal a Cheeto, leaving us both guilty of snack crimes and partners in cheesy bliss. Who can resist a love story flavored with a hint of orange dust and mischief? Always remember, in love and snack attacks, sharing is caring. Keep it fun, keep it flirty, and maybe keep some napkins handy for those orange fingertips! 😉

[blondfrog]

ROFL haha this is gold or as they would say in Spanish this is Doritos.

[Iron_Man]

Nice thanks

[AviatorTom]

I'd join them. Grab the bag and toss a handful in my mouth.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

If the bag was huge, I might ask to share or ask for my own bag. Depends on if I feel alright eating something their hands have touched. Sometimes I'm ok with it and other times I'm not, no clue why that is.

[dustybiker2]

Get the 911 call going. Catch that cardiac arrest early.

[blondfrog]

This is why I ask questions on here especially from those much older and wiser than me. I would have just panicked and started screaming like a 4 and half year old girl. Getting advice from someone much older than you is like a real like Gameshark cheat code.

[dustybiker2]

Thanks man. The gratitude of youth.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

It depends on what color orange

[Iron_Man]

As long as she doesn’t eat my Cheetos, I don’t like flammable red hot Cheetos

[DishLady]

Ask them to pass the bag… I haven’t had a Cheeto in over a decade….

[ProbablyClueless]

I'm not fan of Cheetos. So I'd happily let her finish the bag on her own.

[Caroline91]

I would cheeto with him!

[NathanDavis]

share the love

[strateguy632]

i did n bought some to bring to share!

[avery58]

Call the cops

[ChicoFromThe305]

Be surprised she's a hot Cheeto girl

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

It’s cheetos, who cares?

[blondfrog]

Wow we truly do live in a different generation now. I admire how your just blowing this serious situation off as if its no big deal.

[Anonymous]

I will tell him to eat another packet

[exitseven]

What's wrong with Cheetos?

[handsomelad70]

Get a bag of Cheetos and join her.

[OddBeMe]

Call an exorcist if it were flaming hot.

[RedInnocent69]

Burn them at the stake, the witch!

[impalabill77]

Sit down and eat them with her.

[KBird]

Id join them

[scott04sa22]

Who cares

[blondfrog]

Why so angry? Did you have some spicy cheetos earalier this morning?

[Alex-Snow]

I'd join them