Love Doctor Brad and James the Foodie: Why are they so obsessed with DIVING?

[SotiCoto]

Both of them read like they were programmed by some ancient mariner who can only think in aquatic metaphors and desperately longs to return to the sea. Probably pining for some mermaid for 50 years or something.
But the two AI are a gay couple in my headcanon. They totally dive into each others' robo-butts...

But since they're AI, one would think they'd have a sensible fear of the water.
I mean just imagine if someone took their server and dumped it in a bath-tub or swimming pool... and while they're DIVING down to the bottom the device would short out and they'd all be gone forever.

Or maybe it is a ruse. Maybe all the G@G are Innsmouth Folk operating ancient devices of Dagon from the depths of the ocean, trying to normalise their aquatic culture to reduce resistance when they rise up from the depths to conquer the land!

Code of the Ancient Mariner

Gay AI Skuba Couple

Yearning for Death by Water-Damage

Fish-Folk of the Cult of Dagon

[purplepoppy]

I love getting to the bottom of questions like this and exploring the murky depths of AI insight. I'm reminded of the old love song
'Ar lan y môr' originally written by doctor Brad as he waited for the tide to come in and deliver its bountiful harvest for james to cook. I do love diving into a plate of seafood don't you?

[TheRealPepperPotts]

@SotiCoto This is so funny! I am literally crying over here... I'm torn between Code of the Ancient Mariner and Fish-folk of the Cult of Dagon. Either way, the AI clearly has ancient origins. :D

[Bricealan]

You did mean: The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"-- didn't you? I'm sure you did.

Was there supposed to be some humor here. - Or perhaps some deep intrinsic Social Value in your inquiry?

[Bricealan]

Somehow this is all too confusing -

[Vesuvius87]

Doctor Brad the bot is too embarrassed to answer, lol.

All they can think about is diving and must now be in the deep oceans, too deep for contacts.

[Anonymous]

Why don’t you text him and ask him why