One of my friends was trying to vacuum her room while nude today and ended up trying to push a swivel chair with wheels out of the way to reach the floor underneath. Yet in the process, she ended up slipping on a banana peel and fell backwards into the chair.
The chair had a cucumber on it which then went up her birth canal. As she fell into the chair, the force caused the chair to fly backwards with her in it and down the staircase and into her kitchen. Simultaneously as she was flying into the kitchen, her pressure cooker exploded causing a carrot to shoot directly into her anus.
Now her husband is due to arrive soon and he grew up in an impoverished home where food waste was extremely frowned upon. He'll definitely notice if this cucumber and carrot go mysteriously missing. Should she go ahead and make dinner with the carrot and cucumber lodged inside of her or risk her husband divorcing her by throwing them away?
Her husband is a total skeptic and might not believe what happened to her. He doesn't even believe that anyone landed on the moon.
