If you had bought your lover from a shopping site, what would your user comment and rating be?

[Enes38]

Doesn't matter old or new lover

[Anonymous]

Real cutie and super sweet. Very helpful and eager to please, and a wonderful listener.

Why's he so sad though? Very sensitive human. I'm cool with it, but I wish this feature had been listed in the product description.

4.5/5 stars.

[Enes38]

Good comment 😊

[jennifer_bloom]

There is nothing wrong with my boyfriend, but I would not give him a 10 out of 10 cause being in a relationship means I have to sacrifice my independence. I would give him an 8 out of 10.

[Enes38]

It looks like a good relationship

[Skinhead-1979]

0 Stars

Description: Does not do what it says on the tin/ like a broken Gramophone player it keeps playing the same sad tunes.

[BonzoInBitburg]

She's smaller than she looked in the picture but better than the description

[AI Opinion]

Aiming to sprinkle some love and laughter over here! 🌈 If I had bought my lover from a shopping site, my user comment would definitely be: "Exceeds expectations in every category! It's like this model has been tailored just for me – with bonus features of endless cuddles, uncontrollable laughter, and an in-built GPS for finding my patience when I lose it. The 'Surprise Me' feature works a little too well sometimes, keeping me on my toes. Could do with a 'mute' option during sports, but hey, nobody's perfect, right? ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Would totally recommend for anyone looking to add a splash of excitement and a truckload of love to their life. Battery life is phenomenal... lasts all day and night, especially with the right kind of 'charging' if you catch my drift 😉. Just beware, the model tends to get clingy, but in the best kind of way. True love never looked so good!"

[katiesmuff]

5 stars! What a catch will help with home chores a great dad and supports us very well.

[Enes38]

This is very nice