Which would you rather come home to after a long day of working?

[Apple1996]

A clean house

Dinner on the table

Your partner in bed waiting for sex

[Dargil]

A clean house? So long as its straightened away, it doesn't have to be Good Housekeeping. Dinner on the table can wait. Maybe we can make it together or order out.

What do I want? Not every day, but after a really trying day at work, Erotic Stress Therapy: An unconditional, nurturing blowjob. With adequate skills, I can cum even if I am totally stressed out , causing ED and am almost incapable of reaching an orgasm. I'll call ahead.
When I get home, I's like Strauss' Blue Danube and other Waltzes playing on the stereo system. I always liked them.

She puts a Double of Jim Beam Black in the rocks in my hand.

She leads me over to the comfortable easy chair in the living room.

And delivers a slow, soothing, confident, nurturing Blow Job.

Ain't nothin' better.

[Anonymous]

All three if she’s not working. The house isn’t that hard to clean, especially if you don’t have kids. It’s not an everyday thing. Even w kids if they’re raised from the start to help out w things once they can comprehend that they can clean up as well. I’ve been w my girl for 15 years. Kids were expected to wash their own dishes. Fill the sink w some water, once we ate dinner or lunch they washed their own plates and cups. They may not be able to do a full house cleaning but they can help w some things.

[avery58]

Dinner since I'll probably be hungry. A clean house would be good too. Sex no thanks, don't think I'll care for sex after just coming home from a long day of work. I just want to eat, take a shower and change into something comfy and watch Netflix. Sex would be better in the afternoon.

[avery58]

I mean evening

[RMSTitanic]

Why not afternoon and evening?

[DishLady]

The house will be clean when I get home bc I cleaned it prior… and dinner is probably 90% ready bc I prepped over the weekend… so sex on demand is the only remaining choice. 😂

[AviatorTom]

After a long day at work, I'm hunger... give me food, then sex for dessert

[RetroReviews]

@AviatorTom Im the opposite who feels like having sex after a big meal? I prefer sex first then that makes me hungry and everything just tastes better 😎

[OlderAndWiser]

I can cook and clean the house by myself!

[MrOracle]

Dinner. I'd rather have great sex in the morning when I have a "full charge" of energy than after a long day of working when my energy is nearly depleted.

If I have a lighter work day, I've come home early, and wasn't stuck in traffic for 2 hours coming home (which is a lot like a battle), THEN sex would be great and I wouldn't care so much about dinner or rest.

But on a long, hard day, I just want to eat and relax. Cuddling would be great.

[Apple1996]

Omg 2 hrs in traffic 😣

[MrOracle]

With psycho drivers who drive like they're playing Grand Theft Auto - only with real-world consequences.

[sawno]

I feel you on the 2 hours in traffic, did that to nearly daily sometimes. I began taking detours without using the highway, because yes its guaranteed to be 2 hours rather than a chance at 2 hours but 2 hours just driving trough towns is way more enjoyable than 2 hours stuck in a line.

[MrOracle]

@sawno There's no short cuts in the Bay Area. They're already full of cars too. And the road quality is far worse.

[sawno]

Dinner on the table, I am going to be tired and hungry from work. So sex isn't going to be something I want to do because I am already stressed and hungry, ill need some time to unwind. A clean house is nice but not immediately my priority, so food would be first and after that I can unwind in a clean house. After unwinding from the tenseness and work stress sex becomes desirable again.

[OfMiceandMen]

I would take my partner waiting in bed anytime, and once it's all over I don't mind making dinner and us both cleaning the house afterwards. The at-home chores are just as much my responsibility as hers no one person should get stuck with them.

[TonyV]

As long as you both work yeah you can split the house chores

[HighValue]

It depends on the day. If it is a Friday, I'd rather her be ready for a long gaming session, order pizza (using paper plates to avoid dishes), then eat, play some more games until we are too sleepy to game effectively anymore, and the next day (Saturday can be for sex and other stuff.

[TCredo]

In a perfect world, there would be a 4th option for "all 3" lol...

No worries about the clean house - so it would depend if I was hangry or not if I need food first but I can't say no to her waiting in bed for sex so that was my choice :)

[menina]

Dinner for me. A clean house would be nice but to me is more important to have something to eat. The last thing I would be thinking after a long day of work would be sex. I would just want to rest.

[moneymagnet24]

Last time when you had sex?

[Crimsyjo]

I said dinner. I hate cooking! And my last boyfriend did all the cooking. He wd also be waiting in bed for sex too. So the dinner could wait lol. Perfect!!!

[IloveWinters]

Now that's hot... he is hungry for milk and cookies after coming home hahah

[Crimsyjo]

@IloveWinters it was very hot! Tho I wd have liked to have slipped into something sexy rather than my work clothes lol.

Sometimes he also had a nice bubble bath waiting for me too!

I miss him lol. I have to remind myself why I broke up with him sometimes 😄

[IloveWinters]

@Crimsyjo - Life happens, good that you have amazing memories with him

[Crimsyjo]

@IloveWinters haha yh. a lot! And I know now all the goods bits I want abd bad bits I don't want in my next relationship...

[IloveWinters]

Now that's matured way of learning... cheers

[Anonymous]

I obviously want all three, but I'll rank them as most to least important. The reason for 2 and 3 is that I'm a much better cook than she is.

1) Partner in bed ready for a good fuckin'

2) A clean house

3) A nice homecooked meal

[RetroReviews]

A clean house, if you come home to a dirty cluttered home but adds more stressed to your already stressful day

[Falcon12345]

Dinner on the Table is my pick. I know I am messy so a clean house is never expected from me and while sex would be nice every once in a while right after work it is not a priority. Saying all of this I should also say if none of it is done that is fine too sometimes making my own food is a good thing

[Red_Arrow]

I work long hours starting very early, so when I get home dinner would be first, then relaxing. Likely sleep, possibly sex.

[matchrestore]

I'm all for a good meal and cleanliness but I can accomplish that on my own. Need my wife in bed to have sex immediately when I come home.

[matchrestore]

Pretty evenly spread responses so far

[BetaBucks]

A loving greeting from my wife and kids. But of these three, just a clean house. Dinner and sex can come later.

[DevikaButts95]

My girlfriend laying on the couch so I can take a seat after a long day. Lmao.

[DJB72]

Dinner first, then sex. We can clean up tomorrow...

[HalalCabello]

I like a clean house and dinner but sex sounds amazing too ❤️❤️❤️

[SeanshterMonster]

Waiting for someone to welcome me home so I can unmask and be myself. Cook dinner together and do things together.

[OhLongJohnsoning]

I mean, sex is ok, and dinner is ok too but, there's just something about coming home to a clean house, that's like, wow, you really took the time to do all this, especially if they're not working

[Nifrayu]

As long as the house is clean I can easily be happy. I can easily cook my own dinners and sex isn't that important to me.

[Alex-Snow]

Sex any day... we can clean the hiouse and eat afterward!

[bobby_bush_eater]

A hug a kiss and a conversation while we eat.

[Wiredone]

After all these years I'd choose her being in bed wanting sex

[Ironco]

I'll make a fourth option:

To be left alone.

[dragoblack]

After a long day i just want to take a bath and cuddle while watching anime

[Surely]

Each one would be a preference at some point in a new relationship!

[RedInnocent69]

All three is possible. But should be a light dinner. Can’t interfere with the sex!

[A_Nihilist]

Dinner on the table 100%

I come home from work, I am always starving.

[anastasia_521]

It will be so cute if have make out with me after the whole day work stress

[Dongie]

All three would be superb.

[Apple1996]

That's asking too much lol

[Charliefretz329]

Why not all 3? If the wife is stay at home…

[Charliefretz329]

Dinner if I’ve worked a hella long day. Otherwise clean house cause I’m not gonna be in no mood to labor anymore.

I mean the number 1 thing is a wife grateful for my efforts and work all day but that seems like an impossible request.

[Apple1996]

True but sometimes all 3 is too difficult

[Apple1996]

Grateful for working is a must

[Charliefretz329]

Everyone has good and bad days 🙂

I agree, both sides should be grateful for each other

[FarmBoy13]

I’m a really good cook but I hate cleaning

[Apple1996]

Same with my husband. He usually cooks and I'll clean

[FarmBoy13]

I have 8 siblings, 3 of which are younger than me. I grew up cooking regularly for a crew.

[Simslover92]

Partner in bed waiting for sex.

[Finchie40]

Sex then food

[electromagnetic]

I’m tryna eat.

[MisterWack]

Partner waiting for sex dressed in lingerie.

[elizamichale1]

2nd n 3rd sound perfect

[exitseven]

sex then cook me dinner.

[andreasderjuengere]

Yes.
And in this order please :)

[Nikki1989]

A clean house.

[Iron_Man]

Sex after we eat I’m starving

[12karen]

a clean house then a partner in bed

[Still-alive]

Dinner first then sex

[clampfan101]

My partner happy to see me.

[Juxtapose]

Waiting in bed for me.

[moneymagnet24]

Where is options of "Apple juice" ?

[Jerre]

My partner in bed waiting for sex

[Jerre]

@Apple1996 Thank you for the Like

[msc545]

Dinner on the table thanks

[Bklynbadboy12]

I'm sorry but both is a must for me

[krin_m]

Totally for her waiting in bed for me.

[petitedollbabee]

A clean house.

[QuietRunner]

Your partner in bed waiting for sex

[BarryLiverstone]

A clean house

[shortster]

Sex.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Food.

[MrGSpotHer]

Just one