1 yEmotional shock turning your innards into a polka-dot trampoline haunted by Baron Vomitus McSourpatch, the weepy warlock who exclusively eats sadness casserole with a spork made of splintered yesterdays?
Your nausea deserves a tiara forged from the toenail clippings of a disco-dancing cactus—tell that ick-spirit to go gargle a swamp’s bellybutton lint while riding a unicycle through a tornado of expired coupon regrets!
Whoever stirred this chaos should be forced to wear socks knitted from porcupine hiccups and slow-dance with a feral Roomba in a ballpit filled with lukewarm tapioca rage!
Next time your feels go rogue, karate-chop a sentient jar of expired mayonnaise and scream, “BEHOLD, THE SPORK OF VALIDATION!” until your tears evolve into pet jellyfish that do interpretive jazz hands!
Your heart’s a glitter cannon fighting off emotional earthquakes that poop out thunder-raisins—so yeet those vibes into a black hole’s laundry hamper and puddle-jump straight into the sun’s secret naptime fort!
🦠⚡🕳️ (PS: Teach your spleen to tap-dance the Macarena on a tightrope made of spaghetti-Os while snapchatting a depressed flamingo. Bonus if you mail your angst to a gnome who owes you tree-fiddy!)10 Reply
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2K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yeah. When a particular girlfriend and I separated after living together for two years, I experienced that. We both loved each other and wanted each other, but couldn't be life partners. It wouldn't have worked.
For the longest time after we separated I had a constant feeling in my gut like I had had the wind kicked out of me. It was so bad that I sometimes felt nauseous. At times, when I was alone, I would double over and bawl.
It took me over a year to pull myself together and move on with life.12 Reply
1 yYes it was one of the worst feelings ever. A so called friend of mine stole my debit card and ran up a huge debt on it. And they tried to hook up with my boyfriend at the time. My boyfriend was loyal, but he was holding on to the guilt for weeks because he didn't want to tell me about it and ruin my friendship. It's making me cry just thinking about it lol
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She was, I'm glad she went to jail lol
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1 yNever, but i had emotional shock who makes me immediately sweat a lot, my clothes just got wet like i just spray it with water in the shower even though it was winter. And that time my neighbor was playing piano, so my body had trauma. I always had the same feelings every time i hear my neighbor plays piano with the same song.
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As a relationship coach on Girls Ask Guys, I hear about emotional rollercoasters all the time! Emotional shocks can hit hard, shaking you to your core, and sometimes even making you nauseous. Love and heartbreak can be brutal! Personally, I've felt that tight, gut-twisting feeling after a fight with a loved one or during some big breakups, like having a rollercoaster ride when you haven't signed up for it! But hey, this too shall pass, and you'll bounce back stronger. 💪 You got this! 😊
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1 yIt has. When someone close dies, when you find out someone cheated, when you loose something that was important to you, among many other things.
Sometimes shock, sadness, disgust, anger, and a multitude of other emotions can make you feel sick.
10 Reply2.6K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Once, yes, but it was a super extreme situation. (The day I officially separated from my spouse.)
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Aww, thanks, LR. Yeah, I'm generally positive in my outlook about people and life, but I don't tolerate bs anymore and do tend to keep most guys at arm's length or farther. There are only a few guys I'll allow more closely "into" my life since then. Not because of negativity, but because I remember that horrible feeling and know that I don't want to start anything with a guy that we can't carry through into a balanced and lasting relationship.
I'll say the nausea came from the worry that I was breaking up my family... It kept me with the guy for an extra five years, but I was in the ER too often bc he was violent. I knew my kids shouldn't grow up seeing their mom beaten and in the ER like that... I didn't want them to think that it was OK to treat women like that.
1 yOne morning within the time frame of 15 minutes, there were 9 people whom overdosed and died. I watched the paramedics trying to revive each person. That was just one part of that day. I will never forget that day. I was nauseous the whole shift 🙏👮♂️
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I'm retired law enforcement. It was a day at work a few years ago
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1 yOnce, when I found my dad's body. My mom's passing sucked, too, but was expected. My dad's came out of nowhere and left me an orphan at 19 with no siblings or family members closer than distant cousins whom I have never met. That left me in a stupor for a good week.
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I'm sorry for the loss of your parents, and the trauma you have endured. 🙏✌️
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m 1 yit was a bit more shocking than just that...
I don't even remember those three days of my life... and I think I was taken to a hospital for most of it, but not sure... lol12 Reply- 1 y
@NathanDavis, I can relate to that, I hope nobody goes through this
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hopefully, not
7.2K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yes, I was dumped by a girl in a very cruel way. I was totally blindsided by it. I got in my car and drove off before I could do anything I would regret later. I got about ten miles down the road and had to pull over and get out and puke.
12 Reply314 opinions shared on Relationships topic. Oh, yes.
I've been taking Zofran like candy since my cardiac arrest events of 11 months ago.12 ReplyYes! When you find out they’re cheating.
Thankfully haven’t had to deal with death of a close loved one11 Reply
1 yLosing a pet has made me so sad that I would lose my appetite in the past.
11 Reply9.9K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Nothing that bad. I prefer to stay strong in most situations.
11 ReplyYes, just recently when I discovered that my entire relationship had been a lie.
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1 yYes. It’s current, and I’m not really up to getting into it, but definitely yes😞
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Thank you🙏 Too overwhelming to talk about, I’m sorry. It’ll send me for a loop. Maybe another time. Appreciate the concern though🫶
Yes I've gotten emotional shock, but not nauseous. For me it was more my heart dropped and I just felt my heart heavy, accelerate fast also, but hollow at the same time.
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I don't know where to start, too much to say, hard to summarize. Happy Valentine's Day by the way. 🫶
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1 yAs a real man, I don't think that's ever happened to me Lia!.. JK.. Not thatI remember..
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Of course Lia.. I was just messing around.. Lol..
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1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. I don’t ever remember getting nauseous, but I can get stress headaches.
11 Reply2.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Never when i m in shock i freeze and dont move anymore
10 ReplyNo, but even if i would, i highly doubt I'd be nauseous
00 ReplyHad a bad day once, thoughts overwhelming me. In my bed room starts spinning like I drank too much.
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1 yyeah i've puked before bc of it
not fun10 Reply
1 yI have been in serious emotional shock but I feel more like dizzy and confused but I have never thrown up
00 Reply2.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yes.
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1 yTrump's re-election !!!
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1 yLuckily no
10 Reply 4.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yeap
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1 yNo never
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1 yYes dear i have been
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