Will you marry me?

[QuestionObsession]

Why didn't I think of this question before? I am totally looking and will go to the ends of the earth to be with my future bride.

What do you need for me to make you say Yes/ I do?

Do NOT say money/ bank balance. I am a millionaire waiting for his big break. 🤑
Do NOT say a big cock. I have killer oral and fingering skills 🤪🖖🏻
And do NOT say cook. I love doing the dishes.

And especially do NOT say anything vanilla. I am a kinkster to the core. Deviant galore. Rarely ashore. Prefer a submissive whore... I mean woman... lady ♀️👠

[Anonymous]

So what do you actually have to offer, that makes you stand out among any other man? You don’t have much money, you don’t have much in the pants, you don’t cook, and you don’t do vanilla in the bedroom. What DO you do?

[QuestionObsession]

That's simple. I tell Anonymous self entitled twats to piss off 😉

[Opinion Owner]

You sound like such a catch!

[QuestionObsession]

I know right? 😎 You should try me out

[Anonymous]

Good luck.

[QuestionObsession]

Were you being sarcastic or do you mean it?

[Opinion Owner]

If you can't figure that out, you need more than just good luck.

[QuestionObsession]

Ahh, sarcasm from an Anonymous twat 👍🏻

[chocolatetwopointo]

nope