Marriage & Weddings

Will you marry me?

I pay you 100k a year to birth and raise children

But if i think you abused or aren't exciting anymore them then I take the kids... And to hire a new nanny you have to pay me 1 million over the next 10 years

I also get to collect 10% royalties from all my kids future paychecks

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Typos*. Thats what i get for asking questions on the toilet
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