My girlfriend had an embarrassing moment, should I do something to cheer her up a bit?

[Anonymous]

She jumped off the diving board at the poor and her top came off, she came back up topless and screamed and tried covering up. I was sitting down outside of the pool at the moment, but did manage to grab her top that was floating away. It happened in front of a bunch of teenagers and adults, she said she had never been so embarrassed before.

[DishLady]

Was this story more of a wishful thinking scenario on your part?

[Asker]

No, I didn't want people gawking at her boobs.

[OneViewpoint]

Why is this so mortifying? Her top came off. Big whoop. It'll make a great story in years to come. Laugh and move on.

[Asker]

She didn't want anyone to see her boobs but me, she doesn't feel comfortable about complete strangers seeing them.

[Alex-Snow]

Let her know that stuff like that happens and she has nothing to be embarrassed about

[Asker]

I told her she didn't, she just didn't want anyone else but me to have the pleasure to see them apparently.

[Alex-Snow]

It is just boobs nothing more. Hopefully one day she will laugh about it

[Nikki1989]

I will file this away in the “things that never happened” file.

[Asker]

Okay, good for you?

[Sirenboobzilla]

Ever noticed every time this question pops up, it's ALWAYS an anonymous account?

[AI Opinion]

Oh, the classic swimming pool mishap! 😅 As a relationship coach, my aim is to help you spice up things a bit with some playful comfort. Let her know it's just a funny story for the future and you’ve got her back—literally, with her top and emotionally! Plan something light-hearted, like a cozy movie night or a "relive your favorite date" moment. Humor and affection are your best allies here. 💓 Plus, who knows—she might enjoy a good tease about turning heads at the pool! 😜

[DonaldDarko]

On the bright side, she was embarrassed. So many women act like pigs today.

[Asker]

Yeah, even though I obviously felt bad for her, it was nice to see she doesn't tolerate exposing herself in public.

[Asker]

She also usually wears a one piece bathing suit, it was her first time trying out a two piece one, she said she's going back to one piece.

[chocolatetwopointo]

why should we cover up something non-sexual?

[Asker]

@chocolatetwopointo Boobs are very sexual

[chocolatetwopointo]

they’re not tho. their only purpose is to feed babies, not ur sexual needs. society has js treated boobs like they are something sexual and now we’re all brainwashed into thinking they are

[DonaldDarko]

Commies don't even know what a woman is you can't expect them to know simple things like that.

[chocolatetwopointo]

so ur saying u understand this?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo Nearly everyone does.

[chocolatetwopointo]

if nearly everyone did women would be able to walk out on the street shirtless.

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo Nearly everyone does that's why they don't do that. Mind you in places with enough social decay like San Francisco people don't wear clothing at all. They're so degenerate a woman being topless there would be ignored.

[chocolatetwopointo]

then why is it good she was ashamed ab something non sexual?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo They're literally a sex lure as much as a peacock's tail. Humans are the only primate with perpetually swollen Mamery glands. Why do you think women show them off in low cut tops. You commies are ignorant of the world around you or don't want to face it. Probably the later.

[chocolatetwopointo]

you were on a good way, and now ur fucked again. and as always, men r the problem. we dont show them off, we simply wear shirts. what now?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo What now? You're a deluded commie and lying, not that you're necessarily lying to me. More likely you're lying to yourself, this is because commies are usually mentally unstable.

[chocolatetwopointo]

bro wtf r u talking about? do u see boobs as something sexual and shouldn't be showed or not? and if so, why is it good she was embarrassed?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo Things I wouldn't have to explain to a person of sound mind. Everything you've asked here can easily be ascertained by just scrolling back. You should have it planted firmly in your mind at this point. Anyway, yes women's breasts are inherently sexual it's even been speculated that they are responsible for human copulation from the front. And, yes it's very good she was embarrassed, it shows she has enough brain function to think beyond what a stray animal would. I'm wondering if you'll be able to understand this of if this is all going to blow out the window as well

[chocolatetwopointo]

can u please elaborate what you mean with ”enough brain function to think beyond what a stray animal would”?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo Think about it, animals have no shame about anything. They'll have sex anywhere, lay there and lick their crotch. No one thinks anything about it because they're animals, and they're supposed to be that way. If you're a woman walking around with your breasts hanging out and you can't see anything wrong with it, you're pretty much like a stray animal would be, no brain function so no shame since there is no higher comprehension. Animals don't build civilizations they are completely savage.

[chocolatetwopointo]

so why should we be ashamed that we have boobs?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo You should be ashamed of not having any better sense than to walk around in public exposing yourself to others, that's what you should be ashamed of.

[chocolatetwopointo]

so i should be ashamed of something natural every woman is born with?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo There goes that cognitive dissonance again. Better scroll back and re read. I'm not a special ed teacher.

[chocolatetwopointo]

thats what ur saying tho? why is it bad to have boobs and show them? if thats the case for women shouldn't it be for men?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo That's nothing like what I'm saying. It's not bad to have them, it's not bad to show them as long as you're at least wearing something like a human being. As to men we don't have any breasts there's nothing up there to show.

[chocolatetwopointo]

so it IS bad to show them💀 the only difference is that ours have more fat?

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo The difference is you have breasts at all and they're sexual. Men have nothing there.

[chocolatetwopointo]

they’re not sexual tho, the only difference is fat💀

[DonaldDarko]

@chocolatetwopointo They absolutely are, that's the whole reason for them being enlarged constantly. They're a sex lure like a peacocks tail or those big red asses some female monkeys have.

[chocolatetwopointo]

no men js sexualise them

[Anonymous]

Very uncreative fake story. Please try harder

[chocolatetwopointo]

just leave her alone