What can I expect from you on St Dwynwen's Day?

Well, boys, it's St. Dwynwen's day here this weekend and your chance to prove your undying love for me. For those not familiar with it, basically, we have two days dedicated to love here, Valentines Day and St Dwynwen's Day. Same rules apply for both. You buy us stuff and pamper us because we deserve it.

Now I'm sure you've posted something, so what am I getting?
What can I expect from you on St Dwynwens Day?
Some nice chocolate
Sexy lingerie
A bunch of flowers
An elegant dress
Alcohol
A wooden spoon
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What can I expect from you on St Dwynwen's Day?
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