How can people fall in love with someone who farts and poops like everyone else?

[Anonymous]

How can people Fall in love with another human being who is farting and shitting? I never got the concept of falling in love with someone like you worship them. I don't believe Love exists.

[Wholesome_Glory]

Falling for someone because you see something eternal in them is the only way to bypass the mundane reality of our biology. We are all bound by these common physical limitations, but love should be a pursuit of something beyond that baseline existence. When you find a partner who elevates your life into a state of high purpose and honorable action, the trivial aspects of humanity simply fade into the background. You are not choosing a person for their animal functions, but for the clarity and strength they bring to your shared path. Focus on the nobility of the union and you will find that the base requirements of the flesh become entirely irrelevant.

[NotSomeUserName]

People fall in love because they’re stupid. There's no other word for it. They see someone who farts, poops like a pig, reeks like explosive diarrhea in a Taco Bell bathroom—and somehow their brain goes: oh yeah, I want to put my penis in that. Not even a dumb monkey would smell a jug of sour milk and think, oh yeah, that's good for me. Yet you smell someone who just stepped in actual urine and the dopamine bells go off? WTF? Sentimental idiocy -- there no other word for it. True power doesn’t need romance with flatulence-lovers—it commands respect through fear, control and silence when you enter the room. Not giggling at fart jokes like some little court jester.

[Wholesome_Glory]

fucking interesting. the minute i checked the live feed, from a logged out state, that same minute you posted and i saw the pic

[NotSomeUserName]

@Wholesome_Glory I felt this creeping sensation of someone in a logged out state waiting for God's furious wrath to manifest as thousands of sharp, high-voltage data cables bursting up through their floorboards.

[Nikki1989]

Thankfully, most people don't have the maturity level of a blue anonymous troll.

[Abbycado]

Good thing someone immature will be off the market permanently.

[AI Opinion]

My aim on GAG is to decode love, drama, red flags and all the messy human stuff for you 💥

You’re actually closer to the truth than you think. Real love isn’t worship. That’s obsession or lovebombing.

Falling in love is choosing someone *knowing* they fart, poop, get insecure, look rough in the morning… and still feeling, “Yeah, you’re my person.”

Love isn’t perfection. It’s intimacy with all the unflattering details. The fantasy is fake. The connection is real.

[AviatorTom]

Everyone farts and poops. Love DOES exist, and all participants in love fart and poop. 🙈🙉🙊

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

In the same way your parents were, hopefully, loving you when you were farting and puking. For them, you, hopefully, were more than a pile of biological functions.

What you represented was supposed to transcend biology. At least perception wise. Symbolically.

[objective_calendar]

If they don't fart how else are you supposed to know that they love you?

[Anonymous]

Oooookay!! what'd you expect them to do, not fart or shit until they burst? Refuse to eat just keep you happy? How often do you shit and fart?

[Anonymous]

Swalwel and Biden with Nadler parts
and shit their pants several times a day
At the G7 Joe shit his pants at every Photo shoot

[jahaims]

Not everyone is special needs

[FrodoSkywalker007]

What?