Why is so hard for guys to belive that girls poop as well?

[Anonymous]

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But ours is indeed prettier than guy's. It's always clean, and little, and whatever. And hardly smells 😜

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[TadCurious]

Look, there's a lot of confusion about this topic. I see a lot of guys on GAG who say "girls don't poop" and of course they're right. But they don't understand WHY girls don't poop. So here's what's going on: Guys have really big appetites and eat way more food than their bodies actually need. The excess food that doesn't get absorbed gets turned into poop and gets. . . well pooped. But girls, they don't eat as much as guys and their bodies absorb all the food they eat. So they don't have to poop. That's why there's really no problem with a guy having anal sex with his girlfriend/SO 'cause she's not pooping down there anyway. (She still has an anus 'cause baby girls do poop, and also if she accidentally swallows something -- like a marble -- it has to pass through the body. So that's the story and should clear things up for the guys here on GAG.

[Sebers12]

Bullshit! Girls poop as much as men!

[FakeName123]

Girls also only fart rainbows and butterflies. Proof:

https://i.imgur.com/Olu1VVr.gif

The truth though is the "it hardly smells" actually is wrong. Scientifically girls produce more sulfur (I think it was sulfur) and thus theirs smell worse.

See here: www.realclearscience.com/.../...w_about_farts.html

[Dandeus]

Apparently they also shit unicorns, if that image is to be believed.

[DivaMonae]

Must be guys that don't have a mom, sister, wife, or a daughter. That's why.

[rgb008]

Are you the mutant one who actually poops and is spreading all these lies?

[Asker]

😝👏🙌 lol

[Asker]

Great answer man. Here us your mho

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[rgb008]

haha thanks! :P

[Asker]

But ours is indeed prettier than guy's. It's always clean, and little, and whatever. And hardly smells 😜

[DBAOracle]

What? Who's having a hard time believing this?

" And hardly smells " Oh yeah? You should have seen me trying to push my ex into getting comfortable with me by burping and farting all she wants... once the first fart finally came out of her, I was like "What have I done?" That smell could have been stored in some freaking bullets and be used in chemical warfare! But I didn't blame her, sweet corn is only sweet when it's going in, not when it's going out.

[Applefan1]

Not all us guys are like that. I know girls poop to and I have no problem with it. If a girl is at my house and needs to go then she should. If it stinks well who cares. :)

[Asker]

But ours is indeed prettier than guy's. It's always clean, and little, and whatever. And hardly smells 😜

[Applefan1]

Oh hahahahaha lol. Honestly some girls are anything but that. I use to work at a small work place that had 1 stall for the men and 1 for the women and the most hot young woman in the company had such nasty shits. It would reek like a toxic waste dump outside her stall. LOL

[Applefan1]

LOL

Clean = I know a girl that paints the toilet bowl from top to bottom in skid-marks pretty much every time she poops.

Little = I know girls that do massive ones. Girls have told me this. One girl said she does ones so big they are too big to flush down the hole in the toilet and another girl told me a girl she knows does massive ones.

Hardly smells = there is that girl I use to work with and hers reek so bad. LOL

I don't think it is based on gender lol.

[Asker]

Omgggg

[Asker]

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[Applefan1]

Yeah and this girl told me she was in public and had to poop so bad, she was holding on to her tummy and just exploded into the bowl the moment she got her ass onto the seat. She not only reeked her stall out but the entire women's restrooms and she left her toilet not just with skid marks but chunks of her poo stuck to the bowl. Girls seem to tell me about things like this a lot, I guess I make girls comfortable with talking about it.

[Sebers12]

All poop stink so it always stinks.

[ShakeRattleandRoll]

Women shit and are often full of shit, so I don't know why men choose to be oblivious these facts other than the fact they are desperate and thirsty for pussy and put women on pedestals.

[The_Advisor]

Some women don't poop , fart or pee around there guys. I have seen women having anxiety around this. Some girls are not able to pee until your at least two rooms away from them.

[Asker]

Yeah, I think it would be a lot better if we humans do not poop or pee, right? It's like a little bot decadent

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[The_Advisor]

Nope I rather poop, it"s pooping or using an exhaust pipe.

[Asker]

Pooping is good, but it's too ugly for me. I mean, I enjoy it, but do not like enjoying

[Taurus1992]

I don't know Its just something never see because it happens behind closed doors. Plus many girls have a impression of innocence that is gained from trying to be cute and that affects it as well.

[gray_sailor]

Cause you do such a good job of keeping it a secret.

https://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY

[DarkHumorRUs]

Cause girls are gentle and pretty creatures and we don't like to imagine them grunting as they squeeze out a big dook.

[Sebers12]

Speak about yourself.

[Titanic1912]

Come on. This is a stupid question! It's not hard to believe. Every time my sister does it, she forgets to flush the toilet! That's absolutely gross!

[timbergag]

If you're unexploded, you poop and fart.

I think all guys know that. Girls only think they can fool us.

[Tiskins]

Oh I believe girls do haha... My best friend tells me every damn time haha

[HinamiItoh]

Wow I didn't knew some boys know these much about girls...

[Doffydood]

Easy. Because they don't.

[Anonymous]

Say what? Girls do that? grossssssssss.

[Anonymous]

BECAUSE THEY DON'T!!!

Girls poop rainbows!!!

[ConsultantIsBack]

Wait what?

[Applefan1]

Yup women poop to mate. I heard one. LOL