Why do guys talk about poop so much?

[Littlealligator]

My guy friend said to me the other day "I pooped and then I picked up my phone and saw that you called me." I just think that that piece of information was completely irrelevant. Why bring it up?

[ImALuvrNotAFighter]

Guys like to out-gross each other sometimes. He might have watched "Dumb and Dumber" too many times when he was younger. :-)

[WoIIie]

I pooped while reading this.

Well he might be saying it because he felt like doing it.

[Misty_04]

Probably the most exciting thing that happens to him on a daily basis.

[Anonymous]

i wouldn't ever want to imagine a guy sitting on the toilet.

[kkandbb]

Because he has the maturity level of my 6 year old niece

[Applefan1]

In general we are more open about it because society judges us less for talking about it. Double standards are everywhere.

[Tony2Tone]

He feels really comfortable with you that he can tell you almost anything, that's probably all. Or he wanted to try to get a good laugh out of it.

[DonMichelle]

Because us males can be crude beings, different humour to the ladies

[Pully]

He's just talking to you about his day. Why is that a big deal?

[SnackG]

He's just telling it like it is. I don't get why that makes you think guys talk about poop a lot though.

[Littlealligator]

Only because this happens with him a lot haha. It isn't nearly the first or last time this has happened, I don't know I was just wondering. Haha nbd.

[IBSlater]

Ever hear how proud a woman is of herself after giving birth? Well a good $#! t is as close as we get

[Apodyopsis]

DUH because it's sexy !

[christian2724]

I have a turtle-head poking out :P

[Apodyopsis]

*fans self*

[Kain6th]

*takes a dump on this answer for you*

[Applefan1]

Is this like a joking answer or do you actually find it sexy? Sorry if that is too much for you.

[Lynx122]

I don't do that :D so I can't answer :P

[Ezmotts]

It's funny, to us anyways.

[Anonymous]

Because he was busy in the restroom

[Anonymous]

only the really immature ones do.