Why is it so hard to find someone to worship me?

[bean2k21]

It's not a difficult concept.

Put a picture of me on an altar, light some incense, kneel before me, and pray to me.

Honestly, what do I need to do?

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You people don't pray right.

Pray like this: "Oh bean2k21, may your kingdom reign on the Earth. May I give you today your daily head. Punish me for my bad behavior, forever and ever. Amen"

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Let us pray: "Oh bean2k21, you are my Master. Without you, I am lower than a slave, a worthless, meaningless weed in the garden of life. Come into me now and teach me the rewards of obedience."

[lalaloveee]

What is your eternal punishment, Santa?

You're going to take our candies from us naughty kids and put us over-the-knee for spanking?

Bean2k21ism doesn't look like a deterrent religion. Your application for divinity has been denied.

[bean2k21]

I invite you to open your heart and mind and learn more about Bean2k21ism. It's not nice to discriminate based on my religious preference. Your spiritual journey begins by learning the three commandments.

[lalaloveee]

Are you telling me to open my heart and my mind? Cliche.

If you had invited me to open my legs, maybe I would have been a Guest Apostate for your religion.

Pfff.. You're too old-fashioned to worship. Sorry sir, you didn't pass the holiness qualifiers.

[bean2k21]

You open your legs when I give you permission. Is that clear?

[Havthrills]

Some electric kool-aid, hypnosis, or just a church.

[Rockstarrrrr]

Well, can you walk on water? No? Okay, NEXT...

[bean2k21]

What if I stepped on your face? Would that change your mind?

[Rockstarrrrr]

That's the worst you can think of? " goodfellas " style? Lol come on... You need some good level wrath...

[Rockstarrrrr]

God level * lol

[bean2k21]

You're right. I suck at wrath.

[Rockstarrrrr]

Well, Gods are usually obsessed with it xD

[all_hayl]

Ridiculous questions like this ruin this site.

[all_hayl]

Exactly the kind of response I would expect from someone who makes a ridiculous post like this.

[jshm2]

You're not that great, sunny. Move along.

[blissinanarchy1]

Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[Anonymous]

you are the devil himself