Satanists, how do you respond when someone asks why you're satanist?

[Anonymous]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me I’m not a satanist & I’m not a bible humper as well. I’m a leader not a follower however if I had to choose sides I would choose the horn & pitchfork. 😈

If someone asks why I’m a satanist I would say the following.

I’ll say because being a satanist saves you money. You go to church some churches want to see your tax records, want to know how much you make & tell you how much you have to donate.

In addition I’m tired of gods drones & nuts coming to my house or pestering me outside of stores & restaurants & trying to push religion & religious papers my way.

If I had to choose sides the devil would win my vote.

[slatyb]

You do realized that Satanists don't worship Satan. They are just atheists with attitude. They call themselves Satanists just to mess with the Christians trying to put their BS in public spaces.

[Asker]

I know that's what I do

[strateguy632]

if i were satanist i would say "i am on the side that is winning"

[es20490446e]

Why set for the lesser evil when you can set for the highest?

[jshm2]

That's like asking a thief how they react to the title.

If they cared, they would not be one.

[Blueeyes81]

I'd say "Because kittens are delicious."

[CrimsonAngel09]

Eating a strawberry cheesecake.

[Agape93]

Just here for the comments lol