Why are there no cat nativities?

[purplepoppy]

It's fairly easy to find nativity scenes or plays performed by dogs. Quite a few churches have done doggy versions over the years.

But there's no cat nativities. Yes you'll find pics of cats taking a nap in mangers but as for doing it properly there's nothing. Does this mean cats are atheist?

[GOLDFISH_smile]

I bet u could do it with cats. Prolly just no one has rlly tried, since cats don't travel or train as easy as dogs so it would be harder to organize.

There's prolly lots of kinds of pets that nobody's tried it with just bc the pets are less common too. Like I've never seen a lizard nativity, but I bet u could do it.

[Subglacial]

I wonder if using snakes would be sacrilegious.

[mandyfire98]

Cats were once viewed as divine symbols in ancient egypt. They know it and they have no time or patience for anyone else being worshipped.

[Still-alive]

Those evil malicious cats! apox on thee

[jshm2]

No. it means dogs have owners, that can make them do stupid shit like "nativity scenes".

But cats have staff, which means they make them and their dogs do nativity scenes instead.

[MrOracle]

Dogs can be trained, and will obey. Cats are just independent little shits.

[BigAssB1tch]

Nah, boo, cats ain't atheists.

. Cats don't got time for no nativity scenes or religious nonsense.

They too busy being independent and doing their own thing, like knocking shit off counters.

[LiamJHayden]

Simple.

Dogs: These people feed me, clean up after me, and give me a warm place to stay. They must be Deities and I must listen to them.

Cats: These people feed me, clean up after me, and give me a warm place to stay. They must be slaves.

[Subglacial]

Because getting cats to sit still for a photo is like herding cats.

In fact, that's exactly what it is.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Dogs play poker. Cats play hide and don't seek.

[Fireguy17]

Cats do what they want to do, and sitting there in a nativity scene is not one of them.

[goaded]

Cats don't acknowlege any gods but themselves.

[genericname85]

cause cats aren't very social herd animals that you could enjoy such activity with.

[Sparkie460]

Cats will not sit for a photo shoot. They do what they want, when they want

[zagor]

The cats would all be sleeping or just wander off.

[collie22]

Kitty's have 9 life's so they are very important.

[OddBeMe]

cats are outwardly against god. Everyone knows that.

[AviatorTom]

Cats won't sit still long enough.

[DJB72]

Same reason you can't bath a cat

[DryGermanGuy]

Well, you can, but most cats will sing you a nice song. Also better wear leather gloves.

[DJB72]

Leather? I wouldn't try wearing Kevlar and housing armour. The full suit, not just the gloves.

[DryGermanGuy]

It’s not that bad. I had to bath a cat twice. He was moaning a lot, but did not bite me or anything.

[Mansearching]

Most likely the cats wouldn't sit still.

[Blueeyes81]

Because cats are pure evil.

[LavLavLuv]

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