There's Heaven and Hell, right, but don't you deserve Meh-ven instead?

Meh-ven aka The Medium Place is a realm in afterlife designed for people who haven't been especially good or bad persons.

So instead of joining God or Satan for eternity, these average persons are just afterliving in a neither blissful nor painful place, a place of "eternal mediocrity". In this place, there's your favorite beer, but it is always warm, you can listen to every song ever but only performed by the Eagles, live. There is spoken word poetry but by William Shatner. And pretzels, but unsalted.

Theres Heaven and Hell, right, but dont you deserve Meh-ven instead?
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Easter eggs: I almost called it Hellven, but I feared the typo-ed branch of LOTR fans, they can be agressive.
There's Heaven and Hell, right, but don't you deserve Meh-ven instead?
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