Which Thursday god are you worshipping?

[purplepoppy]

OK this question is a shameless rip off of

Do you get the hang of Thursdays? ↗

Here in sunny Wales, if you want to know the days of the week it's easy because they're exactly the same words the planets. But for some weird reason, we don't have the days in the right planetary order.

Mercher (Mercury), Wednesday
Gwener (Venus) Friday
Daear (Earth),
Mawrth (Mars) Tuesday
Iau (Jupiter) Thursday
Sadwrn (Saturn), Saturday
Wranws (Uranus),
Neifion (Neptune).

So Thursday is dydd iau, day of Jupiter. French, Spanish, Italian etc all follow the same pattern thanks to those nice Romans. Thursday, of course, is Thors day thanks to those nice Vikings.

So Jupiter and Thor are kind of the same and are probably friends because they both like chucking lightning bolts. Perhaps they're lovers, who knows.

Today, of course, is Thursday, and it's time to sacrifice an ox to ensure a nice sunny weekend with no lightening. I don't have an ox, so I'm using an oxo cube.

So upon this Thors/Jupiter day, who will you be making a sacrifice to, and what is it?

By Jove I shall be sacrificing a great gift to Jupiter

'Tis Thor I thank and bless with sacrifice this day

[RandomGirl42]

Omg, I feel so honored and special that you ripped off my question! Ty! 😊

And no matter what day it is I honor Methe. The Goddess of Drunkenness and the daughter of Dionysus! 🥂 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methe

[Chazmatazz269]

Whichever one offers me vast unearned wealth and sexual virginal whores for my use and pleasure. Ell oh ell!
Actually, i’d probably pledge allegiance for a year’s supply of free premium car washes. What can i say? I don’t really ask much of my gods. Maybe that’s why they forsake me.

[Lliam]

I won't kill anything, but I will carve some meat at my Thor's Day blót.
And I might consider binding and spanking a Valkyrie as a tribute to the gods.

[FreyaRed]

We count the days after Sunday. Thursday is the fourth day after Sunday, no gods involved.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

You should really teach RandomGirl42 how to generate the right amount of limbs.

It's Jeudi, so Jupiter it is. Who the hell is Thor?

[OneViewpoint]

Thor of course. This is Thorsday. And he's a cool "God" character as these fictitious heroes go.

[msmissydc]

In german Thursday would translates to Thunderday so obviously Thor.

[Dargil]

If I were, the Norse goddess Frigg. Maybe I will frigg tonight.

[purplepoppy]

All together now 🎵 ... frigging in the rigging, frigging in the rigging, there was fuck all else to do...🎵

[AyChingao]

May I choose Vulcan instead? He likes hammers just like Thor.

[genericname85]

thor, god of thunder. cause that's litterally who we named that day after. thors-day.

[AngryCarl3]

I never saw the point of worshipping Gods. If Gods are real I'll be hiding from them.

[NathanDavis]

Thursday Tacos...

[exitseven]

I say it is Thor's day.

[TonyMetal___86]

I only worship one god and Jesus!

[Xawyx-2]

None, I'm not religious.

[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy It's Thor’s-day

[najekim]

Leaning towards the sandman right now. . .