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I like my boss. He is such a sweetheart! He makes eye contact when we talk, laughs/jokes with me, tries to invite me to work outings (which I usually avoid unless they're mandatory), etc. I know he's my boss, but he makes it a point to let me know he'll accept a call for help at any time of the day and wants me to call him when I'm feeling down... I joked about the latter when he first suggested it and accidentally chuckled in a sultry way, which he seemed to do in return? I felt there was some "tension" between us at that time... but that could have been my own "tension" talking.

I love that he's respectful to women regardless of looks, and I also realize that he might not be into me and is just being kind. DGMW, I'm not ugly... but I'm very aware that I'm not everyone's cup of tea... I've been reminded of that multiple times since I was young. Penelope/Colin relationships, especially ones where Pen looks more like Kate or Lady Danbury than Daphne or Queen Charlotte, are uncommon. I've also noticed my coworkers (mostly the women) acting funny towards me ever since this one time he told me he liked my hair. I can't tell when I'm liked because it's so few and far between, so I don't know if they're seeing something I'm not or just being weird... don't men compliment hair?

I made the mistake of dating a coworker while we worked together years ago; I wouldn't dare pursue a relationship with a coworker now. I've also been rejected by every guy I've ever confessed to, so I'm hesitant to put myself out there. I want him to make the first move, but I'm also worried, if he feels the same way, that he's too scared to say anything to me... so I want to try to "guide" him to me. I told him a few months back that I wanted him to "not be a stranger" with me after I quit, and he's said I should let him know when I'm quitting. "Tension" made me feel he was saying it in that sort of way, and I'm thinking of revisiting that convo when I tell him I'm quitting.

Never spoke to this man properly before but I see him occasionally.

He randomly turned and smiled at me from quite a distance away.

He once walked past me while I was sat chatting with colleagues and he looked at me for a few seconds.

I bumped into him in a corridor and he smiled at me and said hello and there were other people around and I don’t recall him saying hi to them.

He was walking with his friends down a hill and I was walking towards them. I was quite a distance away but I could see him staring at me. He smiled and said hi when we were close enough.

I was recently chatting with the barista about back ache and she made a joke about me having back ache because I have large breasts. We were having a laugh and a joke, and I didn’t realise that he was behind me and heard the whole thing. When I walked away, I turned around and he was staring and smiling at me. It was very awkward!

Why would he do that and act nervous/shy afterwards. It seems like he’s a little bit scared of me or maybe I intimidate him with my confidence?

I made a joke about having sexy thoughts about him and looked at his crotch a bit, and he just looked down, went red and laughed, he seemed a bit intimidated.

I wasn’t trying to make him uncomfortable or be too forward.

He’s in his 40’s and recently divorced.