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Ok, so, like, sometime in my life, I was thinking of getting off the couch and maybe doing a little travelling to see some of the amazing, fascinating, beautiful, wonderous sites that the wide, wonderous, amazing world has to offer.

A friend of mine suggested Stonehenge. Like, Seriously? Really, who wants to go see a bunch of old mythological, mystical rocks with an old history of mythological, mystical mythology and meet a bunch of old ex-hippie type, flower children sitting around chanting, smoking strange herbs and making sacrifices to the Sun Gods or some shit? Like, Boring.

This party girl is headed to where the real action is. Nebraska! And not just Anywhere, Nebraska. Oh No! We're going to a place much more mystical and magical than any old bunch of rocks. CARHENGE! (<--- Mystical Carhenge Link)

"You ask, why Carhenge? Creator Jim Reinders responds to that question simply with one of his own: “Why Not?”"

Just look at all the amazing, awesome, incredible, toe-curling stuff in the brochure! Like, I'm almost swooning with wonderous amazement and joy!

From the Flyer:
"We would love it if you came to see us and stopped into town for dinner, drinks and main street shopping in our charming business district."

And see? They invited me, personally, to stop by for drinks!!! Oh yeah, that's my kinda' place! Buckle up, Baby! We're going to Nebraska!! But I'll prolly need a ride home since I'm sure they'll take one look at my old Jeep and use it as part of the monument.

So, where would you rather go, Stonehenge or Carhenge?

Ok, so like , soon I have to make a fancy dinner party for some fancy folks who are from away and not really familiar with our fine culinary customs in these parts.

I'm already planning on using my best paper plates and plastic cutlery AND I even bought a brand name ketchup instead of the generic brand. AND I even washed my best overalls and shined up my rubber boots! Am I just the epitome of etiquette or what?

But now I am left with the dilemma of which delicacy to actually serve them? I mean besides the 7 or 8 bottles of homemade wine we will drink before we even get to the meal, which is also culinary customs in these parts.

And so, I turn to you once more, dear G@G community, as I ask, How do I impress dinner guests?

Which main course will give my guests a feast they will never forget!