How do I impress dinner guests?

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, so like , soon I have to make a fancy dinner party for some fancy folks who are from away and not really familiar with our fine culinary customs in these parts.

I'm already planning on using my best paper plates and plastic cutlery AND I even bought a brand name ketchup instead of the generic brand. AND I even washed my best overalls and shined up my rubber boots! Am I just the epitome of etiquette or what?

But now I am left with the dilemma of which delicacy to actually serve them? I mean besides the 7 or 8 bottles of homemade wine we will drink before we even get to the meal, which is also culinary customs in these parts.

And so, I turn to you once more, dear G@G community, as I ask, How do I impress dinner guests?

Actual simulation of Random impressing dinner guests

Which main course will give my guests a feast they will never forget!

Chili

Fish

An acquired taste

Rich in nutrients

Rare delicacy

More wine

Updates

3 mo

A big thank you to all who voted and according to the poll it looks like I will be serving a lot of wine! 🍷

[purplepoppy]

In these here parts you're considered posh if you get out of the bath before taking a piss. But what really impresses, apart from a fruit bowl when no one's sick, is a mystery meat.

So get yourself down to the pie shop and forget the beef pies or the pork pies, look for one's labelled meat, check the ingredients, you just want to see the word meat, not beef, not chicken, not lamb, just meat.

Mystery meat encourages discussion, and isn't that the hallmark of a good dinner?

[7Phoenix7]

Definitely gonna need a lot of wine before being able to even think about trying the other stuff 🙂

[strateguy632]

5th! And don't you have a dishwasher machine?

[RandomGirl42]

I'm the dishwasher! 🤣

[exitseven]

Nobody doesn't like SPAM.

[najekim]

Love SPAM! Grew up in SPAM's hometown! SPAM burgers, SPAM & scalloped potatoes, SPAM with cheese & crackers, straight from the can as a snack, fried egg & SPAM sandwiches! Yummy!

[Kingofkings1992]

Gross 🤮

[AI Opinion]

If you want to impress, lean into the fun vibe you’ve already created 😄

Serve one simple, hearty showpiece. A big slow-cooked dish works wonders: think tender braised beef, pulled pork, or roast chicken with crispy skin, plus rustic sides like roast potatoes and a big salad.

Finish with a homemade dessert, even just a warm fruit crumble. Love and laughter beat fancy plates every time. 🍷🍽️✨

[Phoenix98]

I would I could help you but I am not a fancy guy. I'm a flannel guy and then I have my nice flannel.

I guess have a clean tidy house, a good meal made up and maybe some events?

[Nikki1989]

[NathanDavis]

tacos...

[Xawyx-2]

You should make something exotic, but acceptable to everybody.

[Likes2drive]

Maybe the chili if you get the one from Stagg , but I don’t know if you can get any unicorn meat

[douride2]

Just go with more wine.

[RandomGirl42]

Works for me! 😊

[msc545]

More wine for sure.

[msc545]

You ARE planning to serve dinner on the bed of your F-150 trash pickup truck, right?

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, that's brilliant! That will really make an impression on them! Ty so much! 😊

[msc545]

It's my pleasure to be able to contribute to your classy dinner!

[ohsheeT]

Where do you keep fighting all these cats at

[FreyaRed]

More wine

[FunkyMonkee]

Dine naked with them.

[Zionne]

just a spam lol

[Staximus]

Awesome possum

[Adogdog]

I think you would always impress :)

[Jerre]

How about good steaks, like Filet Mignon

[Jerre]

@RandomGirl42 Thank you for the Like

[Sunrising]

A restaurant 🤣