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Playing Hard to Get.

Modern women have re-defined ‘hard to get’ to mean: act uninterested. But the biggest mistake girls make in dating is not showing enough interest. “huh? Whet the hell are you telling us?” Keep your pants on men. Ladies,...
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30 Daily Struggles Of Being Male

Being born a male is no walk in the park. Let me list the things we males face on the daily that makes life a little chilly pepperish 1. I was born a male. Fuuuuuuck! It's a boy. Your mom is devastated! She wanted a...
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30 Daily Struggles of Being Female

Being born a girl is no walk in the park. Let me list the things we females face on the daily that makes life a little spicier. 1. I was born a girl. Congratulations! It's a girl. Your dad is overjoyed! He is now the...
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Our Culture of Offense: On Racial Slurs and "Offensive Language"

Why do we get offended by everything? Why is there always this need to be politically correct about everything? And worse... why do we tell others what they ought to find offensive? "Curse" Words There are many words...
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Why would my childhood friend/crush bring this up all these years later? Lol?

So when I was in the third grade, I had a best guy friend and we were totally inseparable. Let's call him Tommy. We used to do everything together and all of our teachers saw us as a pair. Eventually his dad got...
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Should I put up an "out of order" sign?

What etiqute here? If someone drops their guts (farts) in an empty lift should the warn the next group getting in?
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I had diarrhea at a mosque?

This morning I woke up but I didn't have a lot of time to eat cause I had to go to mosque to pray to Allah so for breakfast I ate beans, broccoli brussels sprouts cauliflower eggplant bran muffin, cheese eggs prunes and...
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Worst experiences on a plane?

I'm talking about things that happened within the aircraft itself, during the journey, rather than in the airport. Looking for stories of bad flights, turbulence, sitting next to someone who smelled like stale farts, food...
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The Five Stages of a Long Haul Road Trip

*Warning: all road trips are different. Saying that this is not what you personally experienced is irrelevant because I've already said, all roads are different, duh! STAGE ONE: EXCITEMENT Hell yeah! You idiots managed...
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President Obama. 8 Years in office

This Friday, January 20th, 2017, the New World Order will assume total power. The Election of Donald J. Trump. But we look back at this man. January 20th 2009, Barack Hussein Obama II, was DULY ELECTED PRESIDENT, NOT...
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How to Be Happy by Realizing Your Problems Don’t Matter

DISCLAIMER: I'm long winded even in text. If you want to skip my little introduction here, I won't be #offended. I know, I haven’t written a take in forever. Sorry folks, #life happens and June/July happen to be very busy...
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How Disney's Zootopia Relates to Issues in the Real World

So, Zootopia is one of my favorite movies so far in 2016. I absolutely loved it. As I was watching, I've noticed certain things that it was taking about below the surface, and how well it excuted them to fit into the...
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5 Ways To Remain Single For The Rest Of Your Life

This guide will show you how you can remain single for the rest of your life. 1. Act like a moron. You may act out particular moronic behaviors, like drooling, looking blankly at the sky, giggling in a serious...
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Embarrassing Things That You Have Probably Done Or Have Had Happen

1. Period stain on pants This moment is so awkward when you're seated in a room full of people. You fear that if you get up and head towards the door, suddenly all eyes will be on you. Every one will see your period...
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Breastfeeding, Is It Ok To Do In Public?

Women nowadays are getting pretty riled up about this natural thing. Breastfeeding. A lot of people just want to breast feed their infants in public when their baby needs to be fed. Wherever they are if their baby needs...
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Enough Is Enough With Thinking "What If?" It's Garbage And It's Time To Let That Mindset Die Once And For All Before You Do.

So a little about msyelf, I'm someone that has always been able to converse with the opposite easily and have natural conversations that were always interesting and fun. However, I've never been one to really approach a...
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Why are the majority of GaGers so entitled?

I've noticed that TakeOwner, Asker, and Opinion Owners alike have a massive entitlement complex. When someone disagrees with them it's immediately taken as a personal attack on either their intelligence, their...
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Role models, modern family and (P2)

Role models, modern family, and current war (P1) Part 2 - Final Every single man has been rejected one time or another. Not a single one of us were farted out the womb and, BAAM, were automatically Don Juan...
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How Not to Be a Cheater

Not all cheaters are the same.  There are the cheaters who are simply out to play, not caring about what their partner might feel, and there are cheaters who regretfully make their mistake(s).  Before I say much more,...
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Does he like me? I'm so confused. High school?

So he gave me clear signs he liked me, I was like 100% sure he liked me. Then, I tried emailing him about a common interest we had.  "Person -  What kind of stuff do you do to run faster? I'm slow as molasses while you're...
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So he gave me clear signs he liked me, I was like 100% sure he liked me. Then, I tried emailing him about a common interest we had.  "Person -  What kind of stuff do you do to run Show More
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