This moment is so awkward when you're seated in a room full of people. You fear that if you get up and head towards the door, suddenly all eyes will be on you. Every one will see your period stain! Ohhh, the embarassment just makes any girl want to melt!
2. Unexpected fart
A) Hilarious joke Someone shares a joke that has got you laughing hysterically. The joke is suddenly over, after the explosive bomb is dropped. You have just farted. You cannot help but notice that the peoples faces around you are now upturned. Matters become even worse, if you sh-arted on yourself! (Shit and farted). B) Silent but violent You feel the sensation to fart. You think that it's going to be silent, but boy are you fooled! The sound of your fart rips through the quiet hallways. Everyone knows it was you. What should you do? Bolt for the door! Get away before the fumes begin to circulate the room!
3. Falling down in public
I usually get back up in utter quickness and say, "I didn't just fall! That was nothing but a illusion". Yeah right! Who is going to believe that?
4. Toilet paper trail
After using the bathroom, you wash your hands and check yourself out a little in the mirror. You exit the restroom in full confidence that you've got it altogether! That's far from the truth because your shoe looks like it grew a tail. You drag the toilet paper all along the room until you take notice or someone else points it out to you. How embarassing!
5. Stage fright
It's normal to be nervous when you have to deliver a speech or perform infront of a large amount of people. However, some people are nervous to the extent that they literally freeze up in front of others. For those, who suffer from stage fright this can be very embarassing and humiliating.
6. Caught having sex
Some people may like the idea of being caught having sex. I would like to know how much does that thought change when it's your own child, parents or even public authority?
7. Waving to someone
You're reacting to the person who appears to be waving at you. You smile heavily, make eye contact and wave at them in response. It only takes seconds to realize, that there is someone behind you that they are waving to. You gently put your arm down, and try to act as if that never happened!
8. The Nip Slip
A stranger approaches you in a friendly manner, pointing out that your boobs decided to play a game of a peek-a-boo. You look down mortified and quickly put your bossoms back inside of your shirt. If you've had the luck of noticing this wardrobe malfunction on your own, the only thought that is flowing through your head is, "How many people saw your goods and decided to enjoy the view rather than say anything at all?"
9. Texting the wrong person
After typing your message, your hit the button "send" only to realize the text was delivered to the wrong person. Oh no! There's no un-sending a sent message is there? You'll just have to anxiously wait for the person to reply and explain yourself! I just hope that in this case, it wasn't a message that was overpersonal.
10.Stomach growl
No, there is no lion in the room. It is your stomach growling which can be heard a mile away. You were in a room that was once silent, that moment was short lived because your stomach growls continously. The people that are in the room take notice of you. You won't be surprised, if someone walked up to you and offered you a bagel.
11. Locked out of car
It's right there! You can smell it, you can see it! If only you had the power to teleport to inside of your car, then everything would be fine. Where's your spare key when you need it?
12. Mistaken identity
A) Movie theater wrong date You get up to use the bathroom, only to return back into the dark room where the movie you selected is showing. You walk down the ailse, and walk down a row. You sit next to your "date", and put your arm around them, only to realize it is the wrong person. Opps! B) Wrong person This person looks so familiar! You walk up to them and greet them by who you think they are. They inform you that they aren't that person.
13. Not pregnant just overweight
You spot this "pregnant woman", you become overly excited for her. You walk up to her and ask questions about her pregnancy. She responds she is not pregnant. What a major ouch! There's no coming back from this unintentional insult, nothing you say will seem better from here.
There's soo much more embarrassing things not mentioned! Feel free to comment below and add to the list. You can even mention which of these have happened to you!
Embarrassing Things That You Have Probably Done Or Have Had Happen
How's about "Caught staring at your crush"? I had that one happen a few times.
There was this guy I really liked when I was 16 who I had the same taxi too. One day he got in and sat in the front while I was in the back. I noticed I could see him from the mirror but stupidly thought "I can see him but he can't see me because I'm in the back!" I started day dreaming and staring at him through the mirror when he turned around in his seat and looked at me. I didn't think straight for a few seconds and just stared back, smiling but then realised and tried to casually look away so he turned back. He kept turning around to look at me the rest of the care journey though, presumably to check if I was staring at him again.
Not so bad but I had this happen with my boyfriend too - A couple weeks ago I was at his house and he was doing some tidying. He had his back turned away from me so I was just looking at him, thinking about how sweet he was. He didn't seem to notice at first but after a while he turned around to look at me so I turned away and he kept doing it. I must not have looked away quick enough as he suddenly moved his face out towards mine, looked at me wide eyed and went "I'll stare at youuuu" in a silly voice.
Oh I forgot about that lol. I've gotten caught staring at him many time. Especially when he wears a sleeveless shirt that shows off his muscles lol ☺️ It is pretty embarrassing lol
One day I was walking with my friends on a walkside in the centre of a very crowded street, and I was on the left side towards my friends. When we were walking, there were some girls coming towards us and so we moved to the left alittle bit to give them way for walking, and at that time I inadvertently pressed on a foot of a plastic model put on the walkside, but I felt like I really pressed on a foot of a human, so I turned back by raising my hand and said sorry :D and then just shocked when I saw that it is a plastic model and then i just heard laughs of people on the street. I was so ashamed. That was very awkward :D
1) I'm a guy so nah. 2) Yeah 3) Lol yeah 4) No 5) The worst 6) I've had public sex, but never been caught. Thank goodness. 7) Uhh I hate that XD. 8) I'm a guy so... nobody cares XD 9) Hmmm... I actually don't think I've done that. 10) Yes lol. I've tried to like keep it from growling but it doesn't work lol. 11) Arrrrrgggghh pisses me off so badly. One time I didn't get locked out of my car, but I left the key in the trunk and needed another key to unlock the storage compartment so I could hit the button for the trunk. I was at the gas pump. I couldn't move. I had to sit there and not get gas. Eventually someone came with another key. 12) Yeah. Usually it doesn't get that far, because I don't overly assume to that point. 13) Another female problem.
I was doing the roller at gym today and I had a fart ha ha. Luckily no one was around. Falling in public, great story: I opened up for a major festival in South Africa. My band played first. But then we got drunk. I was trashed by the evening. I went back stage while a famous South African singer was performing. At the end of her show I went to her and said she was amazing and we started chatting. I have mentioned before that I'm king of the friendshipzone huh? I made her laugh and on stage she gave me her cd and signed it. Said we should collaborate. In my drunk state as I turned to walk off stage I tripped and fell over the balcony, breaking that and the advertising boards and I crash landed on her cd, shattering the thing, in front of her, the backstage crew, and the events manager. That was embarrassing and I was apologising to everyone ha ha. We never did collaborate but I was invited to the same festival the following year.
I can definitely relate to stage fright and falling down in public, (Which I have done on multiple occasions) but I am surprised walking into a lamp post isn't on the list (Or am I the only person to do that here? :p )
I can relate to all but three of these. Yesterday during a lecture in my history 106 class a girl was practicing the fifty states and she listed Philadelphia and Detroit as states of the US. It took everything in me to not laugh out loud. I ended up figuring out what states she missed they were Michigan and New Hampshire.
Another one could be a coffee stain of any type of stain from an accident. One time I had a major coffee stain on my suit on the way to an interview when I hit a pot hole on the highway. Luckily the interviewer was understanding.
And I've had the mistaken identity happen on a tinder date once at Starbucks when first meeting the person. Holy shit was that awkward.
I can relate to the nip slip in a way. Last October I was wearing a shirt that decided it didn't want to be buttoned and I came undone. I didn't notice until about 10 minutes later and had to discretely button it back. Also it was really embarrassing because I'm pretty sure my crush got to see in my shirt that day.
Don't you need the key to lock the car? How can you lock it with the keys inside if you need the keys to lock it in the first place?
I know in very old cars, you could accidentally push a pin in the lock that you make it locked once the door was closed, but this design isn't seen in new cars since like 30+ years ago
@frozenhorizon man... For real? So you are telling me that you can lock your car from the inside... Then you are locked INSIDE the car, not outside... And to get out, all you need to do is press a button, and it has to be open for you to get out, so it doesn't stay locked with you outside..
Are you people even using your brains before answering me? I mean... cmon
@mikemx55 My guy has left his keys inside , locked all the doors automatically by pressing a single button , closed the door and then gets locked outside
So, he pressed this button while the door was open? Right? I've done that to see what would happen in the past, and in my dads car, the doors didn't lock because one of them was open. And in my car, the lock would unlock when the door got closed. I'm a bit convinced...
I'm just telling u how it's possible. Whether u believe it or not is up to you. Not sure what happened with your own experience but it definitely didn't happen that way with him. All his doors were closed shut.
list of embarrassing things probably not mentioned 1 being unattractive, fat etc 2 living as the wrong gender 3 studdering while talking, saying the wrong thing or having no social skills 4 being poor, having a low paying / backbreaking job 5 being tired, heavy eyed etc 6 having armpit and body odor 7 having a noisy car
when i was a kid and in 5th grade my female teacher on which i had a crush on was talking my oral exam, and i just came from the bathroom, i was just standing infront of her and she says my name and say your zip is open, at that moment i didn't feel that much embarrassed but now i do a lot. :D
When I fart it's completely silent but absolutely aweful. Once it was so bad the room emptied but I had pinned the blame on the guy next me who had farted loudly a few minutes prior. No one ever found out.
May my soul burn for my sins. I cannot be forgiven.
Uggh, the first thing happened to me in high school while I wearing a bathing suit and flirting with my crush. A girlfriend came up and (God bless her!) wrapped a towel around my waist.
Have definitely experienced Nos. 2 and 7, especially 7, lol. I've never texted the wrong person, but had a few people send me one when they meant it for someone else.
my brother and I at some weird pre-workout thing, and we threw up all over the interior of his girlfriend's car. I consider that pretty embarrassing
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Great Take! It brought back lots of memories of embarrassing moments for me. The only two that hasn't happened to me is stage fight and pregnant/weight ones. The rest have and I can relate so well.
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