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Oh, happy excitement! Tomorrow is Santa's big night and you better believe I'm going to be stalking his every move as I sample the homemade wine we will be leaving out for him and the reindeer and enough for all the elves, Mrs. Claus and half the North Pole too!
But now the question is, which Santa tracker should I use as I overindulge in the festive Holiday spirits while watching the Magickal Merry Elf spread cheer across the world?

NORAD Tracks Santa: The oldest and most famous tracker, operated by the North American Aerospace Defense Command. It uses military-grade radar and satellites to follow Santa's flight beginning at 4:00 AM MST on Christmas Eve.

Google Santa Tracker: A highly interactive digital alternative that features a month-long "Santa’s Village" with educational games and activities. Its live tracker goes active on December 24.

And some may say, "Seriously, Random? Like, are you just considered "legally slow" or something?" while others may say, "Oh, don't worry, there's no Santa for you, Random. You should have listened to the warnings of Krampus."

And Happy Holidays All! 🎄

So many people talk about wanting to be attractive, and it’s not like I don’t get it. I’ve been pretty conventionally unattractive for most of my life, but I don’t see it as a flaw anymore. If anything, I more easily know who’s a good person and who isn’t because they judge me solely off of my looks and know that me being around them gains them nothing that they want for that alone. When you’re attractive, there are absolutely people who are vapid and vain and will gain something by having you in their circles or on their arm and you always hear the stories of women being stalked by men who took good manners as flirtation, or friends losing friends because they lost a beauty factor they once had. It doesn’t seem “real” to me, but when you’re not in that category, it seems like you find more sincere relationships that last much longer.