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Both of them read like they were programmed by some ancient mariner who can only think in aquatic metaphors and desperately longs to return to the sea. Probably pining for some mermaid for 50 years or something.
But the two AI are a gay couple in my headcanon. They totally dive into each others' robo-butts...

But since they're AI, one would think they'd have a sensible fear of the water.
I mean just imagine if someone took their server and dumped it in a bath-tub or swimming pool... and while they're DIVING down to the bottom the device would short out and they'd all be gone forever.

Or maybe it is a ruse. Maybe all the G@G are Innsmouth Folk operating ancient devices of Dagon from the depths of the ocean, trying to normalise their aquatic culture to reduce resistance when they rise up from the depths to conquer the land!

5 FINANCIAL COMMANDMENTS FOR MEN IN RELATIONSHIP.

This knowledge will save you from your woman.

1. Keep your salary a secret from her or still tell her the wrong figure. If she knows she will be so entitled to it bro.

2. Never disclose how much savings you have.. its better for you that way that your financial life remains a mystery to her.

3. Don't go broke trying to impress a woman, the truth is they don't fvcking care about you, if you end up broke they will dump you, use your story to advice their new guy and also their brother

4. It's better woman call you stingy than her calling you cheerful giver & laugh at when broke.

5. Take your financial life more seriously than the relationship, you will never eat love my brother. When you are poor you will understand the saying that goes like earth is hard.

Its easy to find her replacement when you have money than when you are broke.

Stay awake & shine your eyes my brothers