Search Results: asking some one out

Okay, i need to ge to work before starbucks closes. So i'm gonna make this quick but I'm a goddess for a f--kin reason. You tell me your secrets, you get comfortable with me, you tell me when you need to take a shit even though the most you know about me is my name. i have that kind of power that most don't get when born.

So i may talk on an anonymous app because let my power be known to others. So i attract mofos wanting to tell me everything... even if I don't care. So this one girl came to me and let's call her "Roxanne", saying she felt like a fool and she wanted advice. Advice to heal from a mistake. I'm wise and tell her give it time, but the mistake was bigger than just slapping johnny in the dick than in the ass by accident. Roxanne wanted revenge on her ex by making him jealous. So she sent pics of her sucking a dude's dick and with video. (didn't see the video.) Problem? IT'S F--KIN FAKE AND SHE HAS TAKEN 5+ PICS OF HER SUCKIN' HER DAD'S DONG. (pretending) I can't believe what I was hearing and told her this was a bad idea. But the more she kept talking about it to me... how do you have more than 5 pics and 4 videos of this and not think it was a bad idea? At all?

Did i get bamboozled to see some dumb bitch try to turn me on or sum shi?

TL;DR- Hey actual father figure who made me, let me suck your dick to make my ex jealous. Let's take pics and video, okay? Wait, this was a bad idea... let me ask someone's advice to forget this.

(p. s. she came to me and i still felt bad for her... but she be asking if i was there or not. As if she wanted me to see and keep the conversation going. Something about that wasn't right.)

Honestly, you REALLY don't need to read any of this besides just the title and poll options. The rest is just to provide some context and background to why I'm asking this, but not necessary to read if you don't want to, as I realize it's quite long.

This is sort of a ridiculous situation, and I can't believe I even "have" to make this post in the first place, but basically my boyfriend has bought some shorter shorts recently... think like 5 inch inseams to 7 inch inseams. Basically shorts that would end a couple of inches above the knees and show some thigh.

When standing they cover a little more than the middle of his thigh. So like 3 to 5 inches above the knee I guess? Basically showing his lower thighs. He likes it and feels comfortable this way.

But anyway, they ride up "a lot" when he sits down and they end up being in the upper thigh range instead of lower thigh range. Pictured above is his thigh in one of the pairs of shorts.

He's apparently really insecure and paranoid about this, and thinks "everybody is staring at his thighs." I tried to reassure him that nobody is looking at him, that the shorts look great, that it's perfectly normal for shorts to ride up like that when seated, etc. But he still didn't fully trust me.

He doesn't have an account on here, so he wanted me to ask online and see what people generally think, so... here I am. He's gonna be seeing the poll results and the comments. This seems like a waste of time to be honest, but I'm doing it for him. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️