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Did I fall for a f***kin trap?

Okay, i need to ge to work before starbucks closes. So i'm gonna make this quick but I'm a goddess for a f--kin reason. You tell me your secrets, you get comfortable with me, you tell me when you need to take a shit even though the most you know about me is my name. i have that kind of power that most don't get when born.

So i may talk on an anonymous app because let my power be known to others. So i attract mofos wanting to tell me everything... even if I don't care. So this one girl came to me and let's call her "Roxanne", saying she felt like a fool and she wanted advice. Advice to heal from a mistake. I'm wise and tell her give it time, but the mistake was bigger than just slapping johnny in the dick than in the ass by accident. Roxanne wanted revenge on her ex by making him jealous. So she sent pics of her sucking a dude's dick and with video. (didn't see the video.) Problem? IT'S F--KIN FAKE AND SHE HAS TAKEN 5+ PICS OF HER SUCKIN' HER DAD'S DONG. (pretending) I can't believe what I was hearing and told her this was a bad idea. But the more she kept talking about it to me... how do you have more than 5 pics and 4 videos of this and not think it was a bad idea? At all?

Did i get bamboozled to see some dumb bitch try to turn me on or sum shi?

TL;DR- Hey actual father figure who made me, let me suck your dick to make my ex jealous. Let's take pics and video, okay? Wait, this was a bad idea... let me ask someone's advice to forget this.

(p. s. she came to me and i still felt bad for her... but she be asking if i was there or not. As if she wanted me to see and keep the conversation going. Something about that wasn't right.)

*spits out Thanksgiving drink* ROSE, YOU FELL FOR A TRAP!
Sounds like a normal mistake and she reaaaally wanted to tell you.
*mouth full of food but just as shocked* (other)
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