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My stepmom and my dad were arguing over some personal issues and I was feeling stressed out. Something about junk food, cigarettes, her family, she yelled very badly at my dad, she said that he and I need to f*** off and leave, etc etc etc. My dad said that I need to tell her I was sorry for what I said, even though I already apologized. My dad accused me of being "smart" with her even though I was literally stating a fact and wasn't saying it in a negative tone. I hate being around people who always think words matter more than tone, action, context, etc. I get influened very easily by these people.

I am on vacation with them but I will be leaving tomorrow to return to my mom's house. My mom found out that I called 911 becaue I am currently on my stepdad's phone bill line and he found out about it and talked to my mom about it. She and my dad told me not to call 911 anymore; luckily the police didn't come.

I feel not just very bad for my dad but very regretful of planning this vacation s**t in the first place. I've gained hella weight, my dad keeps telling me I'm not fat EVEN THOUGH I ACTUALLY AM, no girl f***ing wants to date me even though my dad keeps calling me handsome and telling me not to believe what people on Photofeeler say about me. Every non-bot girl on Tinder and Bumble ignores me like I am a subhuman buttugly doofus.

I am not a Joe Rogan or a Brad Pitt... I am just an average guy with a mathematically intelligent mindset. I have autism, my stepmom literally tried to bring me into her aggressive conversations with my dad, she yelled at my mom over the goddamn phone, and I am so f***ing pissed that my dad would say that *I* offended her.

I told my dad I wouldn't apologize, and when he told me to do so, I called my mom and then the police. I didn't tell my dad or my mom this, but I just wanted to place my stepmom in jail for the way she had been treating my dad.

GIRL A.
You pick her name: (Adriana) (Alexandra) (Amanda) (Anna) (Anastacia)

- She is absolutely a dream come true.
- Great personality
- Intelligent interesting meaningful conversations
- Funny with an upbeat sense of humor
- Very intelligent
- Loving and caring
- An excellent listener
- Ambitious
- Engaging with you and willing to try your hobbies
- About 80% of what you'd ideally physically want in a partner (has all of the major physical traits, but missing a few minor ones; such as a preferred height, age, ethnicity, or boob size)

THE CATCH: She lives really far away from you (somewhere possibly in Alabama or Atlanta), several hours away, and you can only see her for 16 hours a month; either 8 hours every two weeks, or 16 hours once a month. She CANNOT move to where you are, and you cannot move to where she is. The rest of your interactions will be as a long-distance relationship only.

GIRL B.
You pick her name: (Barbara) (Becca) (Bella) (Bianca) (Brenda)

- She is a "BITCH!" with a capital B through H, plus exclamation mark. (Aka, a "Karen")
- Not a good person whatsoever
- Doesn't care about anyone else but herself
- Lazy and entitled
- Has radical and extreme political and religious views that don't align with yours
- Polyamorous, promiscuous, and queer ("pansexual")
- Doesn't treat you with respect
- Has no plans for the future
- Extremely rude and blunt
- Often times ignores you

THE CATCH:
She is 95-99% of everything you'd ideally physically want in a partner. She looks like your ideal woman. And she lives within walking distance of you; less than a mile away. She is willing to have sex with you whenever you want, is fantastic in bed, willing to let you do anything (legal) to her, and willing to try any moves you want. However, she's only using you (and other similar men or women) as a f*ck buddy and nothing more. After sex is over, you do not talk to her and she doesn't consider you a "friend."

Pick which girl you'd want. You can only have ONE!